4 definitions by Wyrdsmyth
The duties of the Jackwarden are similar to those performed by a modern prison warden, with some notable exceptions. The Jackwarden is a mythical being who works between the worlds of the living and the dead to ensure that karmic debts are paid in full during the time one serves on planet Earth.
It is the duty of the Jackwarden, therefore, to hold humans accountable for their actions from one life to the next, and to perform debt transfers, when necessary so that total karmic balance is achieved, if at all possible, before moving to the next life.
The Jackwarden and the Fates work closely together. They will make you deal with your shit.
It is the duty of the Jackwarden, therefore, to hold humans accountable for their actions from one life to the next, and to perform debt transfers, when necessary so that total karmic balance is achieved, if at all possible, before moving to the next life.
The Jackwarden and the Fates work closely together. They will make you deal with your shit.
by Wyrdsmyth November 28, 2020
A trashy, self-righteous, slutty girl who enjoys meddling in the business of others to please her incessant need to create drama, cause trouble and generally put her big boobs where they don't belong.
The last time I looked, that skankofficious bitch was trying to incite a riot by telling that girl that her partner just cheated on her in the bathroom.
by Wyrdsmyth February 9, 2013
The act of intermittently functioning during sleep, especially sending text messages and holding brief phone conversations that end in snoring.
by Wyrdsmyth December 22, 2015
while his female partner is asleep, the male ejeculates on her breast and places her hand on it - by the time she wakes up, the semen has dried and her hand is stuck in place
"I didn't orgasm during sex, so I gave my wife a sticky starke as punishment. She'll work harder next time."
by Wyrdsmyth March 23, 2009