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Cari is super funny. Has alot of love and passion also is loyal. He is fun to be around and the sweetest person you’ll ever meet, he stays with a best friend and is really pretty, he has alot of smart and feelings. Cari has a smile that can brighten up a room. As i said he is a angel, an angel that was sent down to brighten up peoples days with his beautiful face and to make those smile when having a bad day he is the best guy in the world. One that I will always love. His beauty is one that is unmatched from any other person in the world. He is not only all of these things but also a friend you can trust.
Hey, what is it like being cari’s friend?

Everything you can ask for.
by written anonymously. November 24, 2021
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Ella’s birthday. No one ever celebrates or gives her presents. Ella is a loner. Ella is stupid.
Person 1: ew look, it’s 19th November, Ella’s birthday.

Person 2: ew.
by written anonymously. November 1, 2020
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If you were to ever meet a Toby, you are the luckiest girl to ever live. Tobys are always funny, chill and honestly the best friend you’ll ever have. A Toby will love you no matter what, and never give up on you even if everyone else does. Toby is also insanely smart, but doesn’t like to show off at all. Toby is caring and kind no matter what.
Person 1: I’ve been talking to this guy recently...
Person 2: what’s his name?
Person 1: Toby.

Person 2: he’s a keeper.
by written anonymously. October 31, 2020
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An abnormally overused word that assholes love to call people (usually males) for being nice to others (usually a female). The actually definition of simp is someone who obsesses over someone not worth it. USE. THIS. WORD. RIGHT!
Person one: did you hear jake bought her a car?! She’s rejected him 5 times already!

Person two: he’s such a simp.
by written anonymously. October 31, 2020
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