6 definitions by woundedgazelle
someone who manages to enter and exit intimate situations with ninja-like stealth. also used to describe someone highly skilled in the art of sex.
-"at the beginning of the night i had no intention of bringing him home, but before i knew it we were in my bed."
-"my goodness! well, was he good?"
-"amazing. but after we were done i closed my eyes for a sec, and just like that he vanished without a trace."
-"ahh, a sexual ninja."
-"my goodness! well, was he good?"
-"amazing. but after we were done i closed my eyes for a sec, and just like that he vanished without a trace."
-"ahh, a sexual ninja."
by woundedgazelle December 13, 2005
emotional pornography. common in literature and film, emo-nography is characterized by eggregious use of unrequited loves, alcoholic mothers, children with cancer, and a predictable variety of other cliched heart-wrenchers. despite their obvious lack of artistic merit, emo-nographic works tend to be a source of guilty pleasure.
A: omg i just read "the notebook" and it is totally better than the movie; i'll let you borrow it if you want.
B: if i was interested in emo-nography i'd sit at home with a box of tissues in front of the lifetime channel.
B: if i was interested in emo-nography i'd sit at home with a box of tissues in front of the lifetime channel.
by woundedgazelle May 15, 2006
in dating, one who is consistently able to seal the deal with the opposite sex, be it in the bedroom or in some other emotionally satisfying manner
by woundedgazelle July 14, 2005
Used to define fledgling relationships; a yuppie-ized substitute for the antiquated notion of "dating"
by woundedgazelle July 14, 2005
derived from the verb lactate, this occurs when a man's sweat marks on his shirt are concentrated around his man-boobs
by woundedgazelle August 14, 2005
"i have such a brain crush on this kid in my philoshophy class. sure hes 5'3" and clearly never combs his hair, but he is so witty and articulate."
by woundedgazelle December 13, 2005