2 definitions by wordsmithphd
A scientific study involving salesmen and the subsequent effects attributed to the act of defecation. The Log Theory inferred that the probability of a successful close would be heightened as a result of an antecedent bowl movement. It has since been accepted as scientific fact.
Log Theory case study: On more than one occasion we observed Roman's return from the restroom to result in the immediate close of a deal on his next call dialed.
by wordsmithphd June 7, 2017
A romantic move believed to be invented on the streets of Monaco whereby a gentleman holding hands with his lady grips her hand tighter and pulls it close to him, pressing her hand against his anus while flatulating upon it. The gentleman’s trousers could theoretically act as a “mudflap,” allowing the lady to enjoy the vibrant warming sensation without the risk of fecal particles soiling her hand.
Talia was the recipient of the first known Monaco mudflap during a stroll on a beautiful summer night after spending the evening at the Casino de Monte Carlo.
by wordsmithphd October 10, 2022