14 definitions by words wired weird
The operation of a machinery that is not so refined to be designated 'clockwork', but nevertheless works
Person A: "Did we just go over a speedbump?"
Person B: "No, my car just operates by the principles of clunkwork"
Person B: "No, my car just operates by the principles of clunkwork"
by words wired weird February 4, 2008
by words wired weird February 4, 2008
A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended
"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"
by words wired weird February 4, 2008
Written or spoken with the intent to confuse, to serve the purposes of the writer or speaker (Most commonly, to seem more knowledgeable) and appropriately baffle the reader or listener.
Teacher - "The fragility of complex sentences is a constituent of their inter-capricity, further exaceberated by superfluous mechanisms of contra-dialogue and insistence-resistance, multiplied by hyperbole and disenfranchisement of discourse..."
Student - (Whispers) "Why, he's just being confusionistic"
Person A - "Well you see conductor, I had already bought the ticket, but then I submitted an application of referral because, you see, there had been an error in the date processing within the system, which meant it was charged for tomorrow, so the transaction is still waiting to be re-admitted, until which time the assistant manager said no further action should be taken less it upsets the process"
(The conductor walks away, baffled)
Person B - "Very confusionistic! good work!"
Student - (Whispers) "Why, he's just being confusionistic"
Person A - "Well you see conductor, I had already bought the ticket, but then I submitted an application of referral because, you see, there had been an error in the date processing within the system, which meant it was charged for tomorrow, so the transaction is still waiting to be re-admitted, until which time the assistant manager said no further action should be taken less it upsets the process"
(The conductor walks away, baffled)
Person B - "Very confusionistic! good work!"
by words wired weird February 4, 2008
by words wired weird February 4, 2008
A remark of approval following an elaborate act of speech (i.e. trumps 'word!', but is less dramatic than 'Paragraph!')
Person A - "The hypocrisy of this system so often gets me down, hegemonic brutality gives me creases in my brow"
Person B - "Sentence!"
Person B - "Sentence!"
by words wired weird February 4, 2008
"Bismillah, no, we will not let you go"
by words wired weird February 4, 2008