3 definitions by wonderweasel
We went to the Brazilian steakhouse last night, and two hours in everybody was giggling and falling out of their chair. We were meat drunk.
by wonderweasel February 3, 2010
Dave knew the cougar wanted him when she came around from the back and started worm diving down his pants.
by wonderweasel April 21, 2008
An imaginary entity that can be blamed for any number of random injuries sustained from a night of drinking, for which one can't remember the actual cause.
I have cuts all over my fingers and there's a bottle cap stuck in my knee. Damn beer goblin got me again.
by wonderweasel May 5, 2008