2 definitions by wolff333
Hey Eliot! Check out that chick over by the bar. She's a total penis panther! I can smell her desperation from here!
by wolff333 June 3, 2009
To Offer a Pinocchio:
Male: "Excuse me, can I offer you a Pinocchio?"
Female: "What's that, a drink or something?"
Male: "Well, lets just say it involves some long wood with no strings attached."
Male: "Excuse me, can I offer you a Pinocchio?"
Female: "What's that, a drink or something?"
Male: "Well, lets just say it involves some long wood with no strings attached."
by wolff333 June 3, 2009