3 definitions by wl2009

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An exclamation used as a reaction to hearing some information about incredibly sketch behaviour. Derived from the common Bristolian saying "shit the bed".
Jon : "Did you hear about how he bootystepped 10 different people in 2 weeks?"
Chris : "What the fuck? Sketch the bed!"
by wl2009 February 09, 2009

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Gaining an erection during a class/lecture at school or college.
"I can't believe I got a lecturerection during my differential geometry lecture. What the fuck is wrong with me?"
by wl2009 February 18, 2009

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A breed of Northern English male occasionally spotted in the South. Appears to be a normal young man although in fact is really a drunken asphyxi-wanking beast who wears t-shirts that are a size too small. Beware of a gashkam on a night out.
Chris : "What the fuck was that gashkam up to last night?"

Eddie : "Some v sketch shit. After some beasting on the glockenspiel he was sick on the carpet and we had to leave."

Chris : "Sketch 10 beds."
by wl2009 March 17, 2009

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