3 definitions by wl2009
A breed of Northern English male occasionally spotted in the South. Appears to be a normal young man although in fact is really a drunken asphyxi-wanking beast who wears t-shirts that are a size too small. Beware of a gashkam on a night out.
Chris : "What the fuck was that gashkam up to last night?"
Eddie : "Some v sketch shit. After some beasting on the glockenspiel he was sick on the carpet and we had to leave."
Chris : "Sketch 10 beds."
Eddie : "Some v sketch shit. After some beasting on the glockenspiel he was sick on the carpet and we had to leave."
Chris : "Sketch 10 beds."
by wl2009 March 17, 2009
"I can't believe I got a lecturerection during my differential geometry lecture. What the fuck is wrong with me?"
by wl2009 February 19, 2009
An exclamation used as a reaction to hearing some information about incredibly sketch behaviour. Derived from the common Bristolian saying "shit the bed".
Jon : "Did you hear about how he bootystepped 10 different people in 2 weeks?"
Chris : "What the fuck? Sketch the bed!"
Chris : "What the fuck? Sketch the bed!"
by wl2009 February 9, 2009