129 definitions by wizards sleeve
"Say, that's Hugh Jarse."
by wizards sleeve March 4, 2007
The ultimate erection. When a dude is so hard that he can cut diamonds with it - he possesses a thing that would win the Nobel prize for physics.
"I was down at the beach and the chicks were so hot, I had to lie face down to hide my Nobel prize-winner."
by wizards sleeve July 23, 2006
This is a verb that means to develop by a natural process. It's also a word that some Christians have a big problem with. The Bible says it was all created but thousands of scientists working over hundreds of years have kind of got the idea that things have 'evolved' to the way they are today - and worse still, will continue to evolve into the future.
You decide; one book written pre-science followed by a lot of people some of whom have very closed minds or, open your mind to a heap of facts and some genuinely original thinking.
You decide; one book written pre-science followed by a lot of people some of whom have very closed minds or, open your mind to a heap of facts and some genuinely original thinking.
by wizards sleeve June 11, 2005
When one who is not relevant to a humorous conversation between two or more people involved themselves and subsequently kills said joke and all fond memories of it
For fuck sake he Dorred my joke
by wizards sleeve February 24, 2016
Yet another description of a woman's period. This one deriving from the fact they stink like road kill downstairs in that off-games week.
Dude 1: "Dawg, that chick is the worst. She's in a rage and stinks."
Dude 2: "No shit, Bro. Must be road kill week."
Dude 2: "No shit, Bro. Must be road kill week."
by wizards sleeve August 9, 2006
Describing a big fat sloppy pussy. So called because when you fuck one of these mush buckets, it sounds just like a welly in soft mud.
Dude 1: "That fat chick you used to go out with. She was good in the sack?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, real juicy - man she sounded like a welly in the mud some nights!"
Dude 1: "Awesome!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, real juicy - man she sounded like a welly in the mud some nights!"
Dude 1: "Awesome!"
by wizards sleeve September 4, 2006
Yet another term for semen. This is the type chucked over a porn starlette's face in an average porno-movie.
Director: "OK folks, ready for the pop shot - let's see some slut custard fly!"
Porn Star: "Eeeeeuuuuuurggghhhh !!!! <SPLOODGE>"
Porn Star: "Eeeeeuuuuuurggghhhh !!!! <SPLOODGE>"
by wizards sleeve January 10, 2007