42 definitions by wiseman

the catch

The act of ejaculating into a rag or other receptacle when masturbating so as not to make a mess.

Clint needed to jack off again. He was out of Kleenex so he used a dirty sock for the catch.

by wiseman July 10, 2006

nuych

Nuych is a word that means:

1. a person that licks

2. a very dumb person

3. a person who craves semen

Come here you nuych and lick it

YOU NUYCH

That is such a nuych, she suck and drank me all dry last night

by wiseman March 11, 2005

gag a maggot

Expression used to describe something extremely revolting or disgusting.

1) Carrie had a face that could gag a maggot.
2) When Bruce farted it was enough to gag a maggot.

by wiseman July 17, 2006

peter dragon

The author of the book, "Trails in the Sand"

Have you read, "Trails in the Sand", by Peter Dragon?

by wiseman July 19, 2006

regulate

to keep something or a situation under control. to place restrictions often for the good of the whole

if someone doesnt regulate submissions to this urban dictionary, it will become an even larger chunk of turd.
see SHS freshman

by wiseman January 20, 2003

E85

A fuel blend for automobiles that is 85% ethanol and 15% gasoline. Becoming more and more popular as a way to reduce the USA's dependence on foreign oil.

Jake's new car had a fuel flexible engine so he pulled into the new service station and filled up with E85.

by wiseman July 10, 2006

nasty gram

An e-mail written in a tone that is confrontational. It is often petty and lacking in tact. A nasty gram can be venomous, incendiary, and/or hateful as well.

Jeff didn't have the balls to talk to me so instead he sent me a nasty gram.

by wiseman July 13, 2006