42 definitions by wiseman
Human Resources. A non-value added component of many large companies. Human resources is a worthless division in a company that often has power beyond its members' level of intelligence. Human resources generally spends most of its time justifying its existence.
I can't believe those assholes in HR fucked me over again! I should have gotten a promotion by now and they sabatoged my chances by putting a bunch of BS in my file.
by wiseman July 11, 2006
Volatile Organic Compound. Often emitted as gases from solid or liquid compounds, VOC's can come from a variety of sources suchs as paints, cleaning supplies, or certain manufacturing processes.
by wiseman July 11, 2006
by wiseman July 25, 2006
A pompous, self congratulating asshole whose only interest in life is to make himself look good at the expense of others.
by wiseman July 11, 2006
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High Fructose Corn Syrup - a sugar substitute often used in soft drinks, candy bars, and other sweetened food products.
by wiseman July 10, 2006