Chocolate Slugs

When you take a shit in the wash hand basin and the turds slide down the sides of the sink leaving trails. Excellent when used against sworn enemies, especially effective is you have a case of the raging squits or ja rule

Heh heh, lets go, i just left Rob some chocolate slugs with a little bit of the raging squits at the end

by Wise Man November 20, 2003

tuna bap

Crap

Hey guys, i'm going for a tuna bap, see you in 20.

by Wise Man October 02, 2003

porridge

To serve time in prison.

He done his porridge, he's a reformed man now.

by Wise Man October 02, 2003

OI OI

A loud greeting to be given to freinds in public areas, the louder the better in order to make passers by shit their pants.

Me: OI OI!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neil: OI OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Passer By: <Sqeulch>

by Wise Man October 10, 2003

Baby Gravy

Male semen

I left my baby gravy all over her face

by Wise Man July 11, 2003

bang

1) Sound made by any pneumatically inflated object when burst.
2) Slang word for sex.

1) "Just a couple more puffs and your baloon will be full" BANG!!!!
2) Stu: So, what did ya do last night?
Al: I banged my girlfreind man.

by Wise Man October 09, 2003