wise man's definitions

tuna bap

Crap

Hey guys, i'm going for a tuna bap, see you in 20.

by Wise Man October 2, 2003

dentist

A rich chap that sticks needles in your gums, wrenches around all your teeth, drills holes in your teeth, and bruises your face to fuck. Then he charges you loads of money.

Wish i was a dentist......

by Wise Man November 5, 2003

SHOOT

What you scream when you think your mate should shoot during a football match.

For gods sake SSHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!

by Wise Man November 24, 2003

OI OI

A loud greeting to be given to freinds in public areas, the louder the better in order to make passers by shit their pants.

Me: OI OI!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neil: OI OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Passer By: <Sqeulch>

by Wise Man October 10, 2003

Baby Gravy

Male semen

I left my baby gravy all over her face

by Wise Man July 11, 2003

Ja Rule

See raging squits

Aww my guts are killin me, i think i've gotta take a Ja Rule

by Wise Man November 20, 2003

channel 5

Don't know cos i've never been able to receive it.

My Mate: Whats on 5?
Me: Don't know, and never will.

by Wise Man October 7, 2003