willis mcgee's definitions

Tim Kash

1) An emerging slang word for "money", whereby the second part being "Kash" has obvious links to currency. Used mostly in areas of South London where gangsters and normal civiliians alike enjoy giving their money a 'character feel', i.e. by having a full name. Other rival names for money in this sense include Jonny Kash and a more comicalKash Ting Kash

2)(Its history comes from the) MTV presenter who's name is ironically Tim Kash, he is asain and looks like Amir Kahn, some even say he IS Amir Kahn.

Dillan: Hey David, did you buy that Dildo for your Dad yet?

Dwight: LOL, nah David was outta Tim Kash init!

David: Shut up Dwight, I just didn't have time did I, I'll get my Dad a Dildo don't you worry about that. Tim Kash is no problem with me.

by Willis McGee July 26, 2006

nobster

A person who is such a nob, they receive this title on the basis that it is their occupation - as if they are employed to be a nob.

Rather than just being a nob, it is applied whereupon they behave like this regularly and "nobster" usually becomes their actual name from then on.

Normal Person 1: Yeh, so as I was saying, Charlton are going to get relegated and the spurs to take all

Normal Person 2: That is so not true, Chelsea are going to win the cup again

Nobster: Hey guys, litsen, I don't wanna chat about football so I'm gunna completely change the topic, has everyone been watching Big Brother lately?

Normal Person 3: Fuck off you nobster, so yeh I reckon Arsenal are gunna take it.

by Willis McGee July 16, 2006

tenfold bash

Masturbating and successfully ejaculating on ten separate occasions in the space of 24 hours

Boy1: Alright boy2, do you wan come out to the cinema today?
Boy2: Can’t mate, I’m on a tenfold bash. I wouldn’t have the time!
Boy1: Come on mate, you can nipp off to the toilets every now and again
Boy2: Nah mate, SERIOULSY a tenfold bash is hard work

by Willis McGee July 20, 2006

meight

So originally "mate" would mean either freind (informal); or someone who you were planning on impregnating / getting impregnated by (depending on the reader's gender, if they have one at all) The internet and texting alike meant people were more interested in saying "m8" to save time, however, etymology clearly shows that the words carry less emotion, in such instances as people constantly saying "m8" when they dont mean it ... (see example)

Which brings the nation back to the point of "mEIGHT" whereupon they can realise their mistake in the first place and mock anyone who uses "m8", and ridicule it for its destruction of human nature

Adam: alryt m8
Normal MSN participant: er ... hello .. mate ...
Adam: u ok m8?
Normal MSN particpant (slightly vexed): yeh, I'm ok, u alright yourself?
Adam: yeh i'm ok m8, r u alryt?
Normal MSN partiicpant (faggrivated): erm ... look seriously I'm alright, you're alright, was there anything you wanted to talk about
Adam: yeh m8, im jus chattin to sum of my msn peeps
Normal MSN participant (back to normal state when he realises Adam is simply a silly little beggfreind who's emotions are replaced with Newspeak, he therefore no longer gives a shit): that's nice
Adam: yeh, neway I'm a little cunt and I keep chattin in cycles cos I'm a little cunt who has no personality of his own, I hide behind letters and digits, I ain't even got the guts to say "meight", not in real life anyway
Normal MSN participant: ur a cunt m8

by Willis McGee July 26, 2006

positive prejudice

Definitions aside, there was a very suspicous boom in ethnics getting jobs when this conception came into play.

One particular black I once asked on the topic claimed "NAH bruv, that shit is just a coincidence", he has a wife, three children and two cats, now working very hard, residing at a Boots store and being a much appreciated statistic

Interviewer: What makes you think you should get the job here at B'n'Q?

Potential Employee: Well the only reason I can think of is that I'm disabled .. and even though I can't carry out jobs as well as your average enabled man, I'm fully aware that B'n'Q really do need to fill out their criteria of having a certain amount of disabled people

Interviewer: You're wrong ... you are getting the job because you are black (Announcement) Would all of the white employees with good qualifications please leave the B'n'Q store and make way for the disabled black man ...

Asain man: What about me? I'm a bit racial

Interviewer: Errr, sorry what's wrong with you? I don't see any missing limbs, you won't be recieving any positive prejudice goodies today mate

by Willis McGee July 27, 2006

tit-munster

No real meaning, but on usage one may receive an image of the subject (the person who you are using the cuss on) sucking on the left breast of an old lardy woman, something which presumably the subject would rather not have people around him thinking about himself.

Literal example:

"The other day I sucked on the left breast of an old lardy woman"

"Fuck, I was gunna cuss you but what you've done means that you actually ARE a tit-munster"

by Willis McGee July 19, 2006