willis mcgee's definitions

meight

So originally "mate" would mean either freind (informal); or someone who you were planning on impregnating / getting impregnated by (depending on the reader's gender, if they have one at all) The internet and texting alike meant people were more interested in saying "m8" to save time, however, etymology clearly shows that the words carry less emotion, in such instances as people constantly saying "m8" when they dont mean it ... (see example)

Which brings the nation back to the point of "mEIGHT" whereupon they can realise their mistake in the first place and mock anyone who uses "m8", and ridicule it for its destruction of human nature

Adam: alryt m8
Normal MSN participant: er ... hello .. mate ...
Adam: u ok m8?
Normal MSN particpant (slightly vexed): yeh, I'm ok, u alright yourself?
Adam: yeh i'm ok m8, r u alryt?
Normal MSN partiicpant (faggrivated): erm ... look seriously I'm alright, you're alright, was there anything you wanted to talk about
Adam: yeh m8, im jus chattin to sum of my msn peeps
Normal MSN participant (back to normal state when he realises Adam is simply a silly little beggfreind who's emotions are replaced with Newspeak, he therefore no longer gives a shit): that's nice
Adam: yeh, neway I'm a little cunt and I keep chattin in cycles cos I'm a little cunt who has no personality of his own, I hide behind letters and digits, I ain't even got the guts to say "meight", not in real life anyway
Normal MSN participant: ur a cunt m8

by Willis McGee July 26, 2006

butters ting

someone who is quite simply rather unnattractive , usually to the point of a passer-by physically heaving up vomit on seeing such abutters ting

Normal Man: Hey Normal Man2 , look at that butters ting

Nomral Man2: Don't take the piss out of him mate, I think he might have an actual disorder

Butters ting: No , I AM just butters ting

Normal Man3: WTF ! I was actually worried about you and that you were disabled, but you're just butters ting, you fucking fruad

Butters Ting: Hey I'm not asking for any trouble here

Author's final social note on matter:Unfortunately, any person who is butters ting will always be asking for trouble with the face that they possess

by Willis McGee July 26, 2006

tenfold bash

Masturbating and successfully ejaculating on ten separate occasions in the space of 24 hours

Boy1: Alright boy2, do you wan come out to the cinema today?
Boy2: Can’t mate, I’m on a tenfold bash. I wouldn’t have the time!
Boy1: Come on mate, you can nipp off to the toilets every now and again
Boy2: Nah mate, SERIOULSY a tenfold bash is hard work

by Willis McGee July 20, 2006

long ting gash

The state of something being potentially too long a process, outweighing the perceived achievement that might come with it

Warning: Do not utter such words as these in front of real gangsters, they will feel ridiculed at the mocking use of their language and may even weep

Billy: Hey Philip, do you want to catch a bus to heathrow to play on one of the arcade machines that they have out in the airport?

Philip: LONG TING GASH. and you're a dickhead as well for suggesting something like that, nah mate, I'm on a tenfold bash anyway. jus long ting gash

Billy: my bad

by Willis McGee July 21, 2006

Wasteman Official

an Official Wasteman; the process of making someone who is seemingly a waste, an official process whereby it becomes their title, making it more difficult for them to get away with their crimes of being a wasteman unscathed

"Check out the man consuming his own faeces"
"Yeh, I saw him earlier, that guy is a Wasteman Official"

by Willis McGee July 19, 2006

tit-munster

No real meaning, but on usage one may receive an image of the subject (the person who you are using the cuss on) sucking on the left breast of an old lardy woman, something which presumably the subject would rather not have people around him thinking about himself.

Literal example:

"The other day I sucked on the left breast of an old lardy woman"

"Fuck, I was gunna cuss you but what you've done means that you actually ARE a tit-munster"

by Willis McGee July 19, 2006