willis mcgee's definitions

positive prejudice

Definitions aside, there was a very suspicous boom in ethnics getting jobs when this conception came into play.

One particular black I once asked on the topic claimed "NAH bruv, that shit is just a coincidence", he has a wife, three children and two cats, now working very hard, residing at a Boots store and being a much appreciated statistic

Interviewer: What makes you think you should get the job here at B'n'Q?

Potential Employee: Well the only reason I can think of is that I'm disabled .. and even though I can't carry out jobs as well as your average enabled man, I'm fully aware that B'n'Q really do need to fill out their criteria of having a certain amount of disabled people

Interviewer: You're wrong ... you are getting the job because you are black (Announcement) Would all of the white employees with good qualifications please leave the B'n'Q store and make way for the disabled black man ...

Asain man: What about me? I'm a bit racial

Interviewer: Errr, sorry what's wrong with you? I don't see any missing limbs, you won't be recieving any positive prejudice goodies today mate

by Willis McGee July 27, 2006

tit-munster

No real meaning, but on usage one may receive an image of the subject (the person who you are using the cuss on) sucking on the left breast of an old lardy woman, something which presumably the subject would rather not have people around him thinking about himself.

Literal example:

"The other day I sucked on the left breast of an old lardy woman"

"Fuck, I was gunna cuss you but what you've done means that you actually ARE a tit-munster"

by Willis McGee July 19, 2006

Chode

simply where the width of a penis is more than than the length, the owner of the chode is usually rejected from all communities meaning he has to start up his own "chode community", but you can always single out the chode community because it's typically just three fat blokes who hang around together a lot, and who you can clearly see have a chode outlining in their high-up tight trousers

Barry: Ya wanna suck on my cock, darling?
Jill: So long as you don't have a chode!!!
Barry: oh .. ok .. I'm just going to go over there now

by Willis McGee July 21, 2006

dick-jargon

Talking like a cock. A type of incoherent language mainly associated with being a dick

Boy: All I want to do is sit on a nice cock, suck on a nice dick

Boy2: Mate, you're talking in dick-jargon

by Willis McGee July 20, 2006

long ting gash

The state of something being potentially too long a process, outweighing the perceived achievement that might come with it

Warning: Do not utter such words as these in front of real gangsters, they will feel ridiculed at the mocking use of their language and may even weep

Billy: Hey Philip, do you want to catch a bus to heathrow to play on one of the arcade machines that they have out in the airport?

Philip: LONG TING GASH. and you're a dickhead as well for suggesting something like that, nah mate, I'm on a tenfold bash anyway. jus long ting gash

Billy: my bad

by Willis McGee July 21, 2006

Wasteman Official

an Official Wasteman; the process of making someone who is seemingly a waste, an official process whereby it becomes their title, making it more difficult for them to get away with their crimes of being a wasteman unscathed

"Check out the man consuming his own faeces"
"Yeh, I saw him earlier, that guy is a Wasteman Official"

by Willis McGee July 19, 2006