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an unfaithful woman. once got in trouble and felt it necessaery to sing out SOS, she alse "ponned da replay", which doesn't make any sense
Policeman: You're under arrest for the suspicion of your part in a murder
Rihanna: But I didn't do anything!
Policeman (singing lyrics) "I just cheated on my boyfreind, I don't want to be a murderer, If i cheat on my boyfreind he will die, being unfaithful kills, I am unfafthful", not word for word, but this is as good as a confession, come on: your coming down to the station with me
Rihanna: But I didn't do anything!
Policeman (singing lyrics) "I just cheated on my boyfreind, I don't want to be a murderer, If i cheat on my boyfreind he will die, being unfaithful kills, I am unfafthful", not word for word, but this is as good as a confession, come on: your coming down to the station with me
by Willis McGee July 25, 2006
Get the rihanna mug.So originally "mate" would mean either freind (informal); or someone who you were planning on impregnating / getting impregnated by (depending on the reader's gender, if they have one at all) The internet and texting alike meant people were more interested in saying "m8" to save time, however, etymology clearly shows that the words carry less emotion, in such instances as people constantly saying "m8" when they dont mean it ... (see example)
Which brings the nation back to the point of "mEIGHT" whereupon they can realise their mistake in the first place and mock anyone who uses "m8", and ridicule it for its destruction of human nature
Which brings the nation back to the point of "mEIGHT" whereupon they can realise their mistake in the first place and mock anyone who uses "m8", and ridicule it for its destruction of human nature
Adam: alryt m8
Normal MSN participant: er ... hello .. mate ...
Adam: u ok m8?
Normal MSN particpant (slightly vexed): yeh, I'm ok, u alright yourself?
Adam: yeh i'm ok m8, r u alryt?
Normal MSN partiicpant (faggrivated): erm ... look seriously I'm alright, you're alright, was there anything you wanted to talk about
Adam: yeh m8, im jus chattin to sum of my msn peeps
Normal MSN participant (back to normal state when he realises Adam is simply a silly little beggfreind who's emotions are replaced with Newspeak, he therefore no longer gives a shit): that's nice
Adam: yeh, neway I'm a little cunt and I keep chattin in cycles cos I'm a little cunt who has no personality of his own, I hide behind letters and digits, I ain't even got the guts to say "meight", not in real life anyway
Normal MSN participant: ur a cunt m8
Normal MSN participant: er ... hello .. mate ...
Adam: u ok m8?
Normal MSN particpant (slightly vexed): yeh, I'm ok, u alright yourself?
Adam: yeh i'm ok m8, r u alryt?
Normal MSN partiicpant (faggrivated): erm ... look seriously I'm alright, you're alright, was there anything you wanted to talk about
Adam: yeh m8, im jus chattin to sum of my msn peeps
Normal MSN participant (back to normal state when he realises Adam is simply a silly little beggfreind who's emotions are replaced with Newspeak, he therefore no longer gives a shit): that's nice
Adam: yeh, neway I'm a little cunt and I keep chattin in cycles cos I'm a little cunt who has no personality of his own, I hide behind letters and digits, I ain't even got the guts to say "meight", not in real life anyway
Normal MSN participant: ur a cunt m8
by Willis McGee July 26, 2006
Get the meight mug.Jimmy: that guy over there is a cunt
Robert: mate, mate, lets save time, lets call him a cunt-guy from this day forth rather than the guy who is a cunt
Robert: mate, mate, lets save time, lets call him a cunt-guy from this day forth rather than the guy who is a cunt
by Willis McGee July 19, 2006
Get the cunt-guy mug.A person who is such a nob, they receive this title on the basis that it is their occupation - as if they are employed to be a nob.
Rather than just being a nob, it is applied whereupon they behave like this regularly and "nobster" usually becomes their actual name from then on.
Rather than just being a nob, it is applied whereupon they behave like this regularly and "nobster" usually becomes their actual name from then on.
Normal Person 1: Yeh, so as I was saying, Charlton are going to get relegated and the spurs to take all
Normal Person 2: That is so not true, Chelsea are going to win the cup again
Nobster: Hey guys, litsen, I don't wanna chat about football so I'm gunna completely change the topic, has everyone been watching Big Brother lately?
Normal Person 3: Fuck off you nobster, so yeh I reckon Arsenal are gunna take it.
Normal Person 2: That is so not true, Chelsea are going to win the cup again
Nobster: Hey guys, litsen, I don't wanna chat about football so I'm gunna completely change the topic, has everyone been watching Big Brother lately?
Normal Person 3: Fuck off you nobster, so yeh I reckon Arsenal are gunna take it.
by Willis McGee July 16, 2006
Get the nobster mug.No real meaning, but on usage one may receive an image of the subject (the person who you are using the cuss on) sucking on the left breast of an old lardy woman, something which presumably the subject would rather not have people around him thinking about himself.
Literal example:
"The other day I sucked on the left breast of an old lardy woman"
"Fuck, I was gunna cuss you but what you've done means that you actually ARE a tit-munster"
"The other day I sucked on the left breast of an old lardy woman"
"Fuck, I was gunna cuss you but what you've done means that you actually ARE a tit-munster"
by Willis McGee July 19, 2006
Get the tit-munster mug.Boy1: Alright boy2, do you wan come out to the cinema today?
Boy2: Can’t mate, I’m on a tenfold bash. I wouldn’t have the time!
Boy1: Come on mate, you can nipp off to the toilets every now and again
Boy2: Nah mate, SERIOULSY a tenfold bash is hard work
Boy2: Can’t mate, I’m on a tenfold bash. I wouldn’t have the time!
Boy1: Come on mate, you can nipp off to the toilets every now and again
Boy2: Nah mate, SERIOULSY a tenfold bash is hard work
by Willis McGee July 20, 2006
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