willis mcgee's definitions
A person who is such a nob, they receive this title on the basis that it is their occupation - as if they are employed to be a nob.
Rather than just being a nob, it is applied whereupon they behave like this regularly and "nobster" usually becomes their actual name from then on.
Rather than just being a nob, it is applied whereupon they behave like this regularly and "nobster" usually becomes their actual name from then on.
Normal Person 1: Yeh, so as I was saying, Charlton are going to get relegated and the spurs to take all
Normal Person 2: That is so not true, Chelsea are going to win the cup again
Nobster: Hey guys, litsen, I don't wanna chat about football so I'm gunna completely change the topic, has everyone been watching Big Brother lately?
Normal Person 3: Fuck off you nobster, so yeh I reckon Arsenal are gunna take it.
Normal Person 2: That is so not true, Chelsea are going to win the cup again
Nobster: Hey guys, litsen, I don't wanna chat about football so I'm gunna completely change the topic, has everyone been watching Big Brother lately?
Normal Person 3: Fuck off you nobster, so yeh I reckon Arsenal are gunna take it.
by Willis McGee July 16, 2006
Get the nobstermug. an exclamation of shock or suprise, based on the convience of the words "RAHHHH" to deal with the initial shock stage and "DIGGA" as the comedown and realisation
there also happens to be a most peculiar woman rapper who hides her butters face behind large sunglasses and shares the same 'name' as this expression, whilst busta rhymes has his hand up her ass puppeteering her every move (quite literally).
there also happens to be a most peculiar woman rapper who hides her butters face behind large sunglasses and shares the same 'name' as this expression, whilst busta rhymes has his hand up her ass puppeteering her every move (quite literally).
Jonny: I just won the lottery
Billy: Don't bullshit me, mate, I'm no fool
Jonny: No seriously, look at the ticket in my hand, I ACTUALLY did win
Billy: RAHHH DIGGGA
Jonny: Rah digga? You keep using words like that mate and you won't have a share in my winnings
Billy: Don't bullshit me, mate, I'm no fool
Jonny: No seriously, look at the ticket in my hand, I ACTUALLY did win
Billy: RAHHH DIGGGA
Jonny: Rah digga? You keep using words like that mate and you won't have a share in my winnings
by Willis McGee July 26, 2006
Get the rah diggamug. to be simultaneuosly fat and so annoying that I myself am taking the pains to use the urban dictionary to relieve myself of my anger towards her continous existence and her current inabilty to die
No example exists other than Missy Elliot herself
Small essay on Missy Elliot:
Missy Elliot - all that fat bitch can chat about is her "chubby waist" .. you think i give a shit about that? do i wana hear about her lard? no. and whats that shit about "i got a cute face": she is evidently butters
she has also recently reffered to herself as having "(i got)beyonce hips"; comparing her own body structure to beyonce knowles in the remix of "Touch It" - I am horribly offfended by this claim and was physically sick when I first heard it
In conclusion, Missy Elliot is the shittest rapper ever, she can only talk about sex and her presumably 'buff body' & she's not being ironic either - she actually belives the shit she says. Someone needs to put an end to her vile misogynist 'music' once and for all - YES I am suggesting she be shot the fuck down
Small essay on Missy Elliot:
Missy Elliot - all that fat bitch can chat about is her "chubby waist" .. you think i give a shit about that? do i wana hear about her lard? no. and whats that shit about "i got a cute face": she is evidently butters
she has also recently reffered to herself as having "(i got)beyonce hips"; comparing her own body structure to beyonce knowles in the remix of "Touch It" - I am horribly offfended by this claim and was physically sick when I first heard it
In conclusion, Missy Elliot is the shittest rapper ever, she can only talk about sex and her presumably 'buff body' & she's not being ironic either - she actually belives the shit she says. Someone needs to put an end to her vile misogynist 'music' once and for all - YES I am suggesting she be shot the fuck down
by Willis McGee July 18, 2006
Get the Missy Elliotmug. see bullshit
see bollocks
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see bollocks
retette ghewthojo epr tjw wiep rjwipr iopj wiofr wjelffioj wrlthgio jh uiiuuiorip we f sf o lsfd gl wdhfawregfui er ha ha ha
Person1: swrfe e ghip erwgho
Person2: shu wefh opuwieuoet w0e57883057 jkg kl;
Person3: eaw houo rd auageog!!!!
This is perhaps the best example of a SHIT definition, you have walked away learning nothing except that I am a cunt. Cuntraversally, many people post in SHIT no better than this. Down with the digital cunt! Down with the computing cunt! Down with ALL cunts!
Person2: shu wefh opuwieuoet w0e57883057 jkg kl;
Person3: eaw houo rd auageog!!!!
This is perhaps the best example of a SHIT definition, you have walked away learning nothing except that I am a cunt. Cuntraversally, many people post in SHIT no better than this. Down with the digital cunt! Down with the computing cunt! Down with ALL cunts!
by Willis McGee July 27, 2006
Get the Shit definitionmug. Definitions aside, there was a very suspicous boom in ethnics getting jobs when this conception came into play.
One particular black I once asked on the topic claimed "NAH bruv, that shit is just a coincidence", he has a wife, three children and two cats, now working very hard, residing at a Boots store and being a much appreciated statistic
One particular black I once asked on the topic claimed "NAH bruv, that shit is just a coincidence", he has a wife, three children and two cats, now working very hard, residing at a Boots store and being a much appreciated statistic
Interviewer: What makes you think you should get the job here at B'n'Q?
Potential Employee: Well the only reason I can think of is that I'm disabled .. and even though I can't carry out jobs as well as your average enabled man, I'm fully aware that B'n'Q really do need to fill out their criteria of having a certain amount of disabled people
Interviewer: You're wrong ... you are getting the job because you are black (Announcement) Would all of the white employees with good qualifications please leave the B'n'Q store and make way for the disabled black man ...
Asain man: What about me? I'm a bit racial
Interviewer: Errr, sorry what's wrong with you? I don't see any missing limbs, you won't be recieving any positive prejudice goodies today mate
Potential Employee: Well the only reason I can think of is that I'm disabled .. and even though I can't carry out jobs as well as your average enabled man, I'm fully aware that B'n'Q really do need to fill out their criteria of having a certain amount of disabled people
Interviewer: You're wrong ... you are getting the job because you are black (Announcement) Would all of the white employees with good qualifications please leave the B'n'Q store and make way for the disabled black man ...
Asain man: What about me? I'm a bit racial
Interviewer: Errr, sorry what's wrong with you? I don't see any missing limbs, you won't be recieving any positive prejudice goodies today mate
by Willis McGee July 27, 2006
Get the positive prejudicemug. No real meaning, but on usage one may receive an image of the subject (the person who you are using the cuss on) sucking on the left breast of an old lardy woman, something which presumably the subject would rather not have people around him thinking about himself.
Literal example:
"The other day I sucked on the left breast of an old lardy woman"
"Fuck, I was gunna cuss you but what you've done means that you actually ARE a tit-munster"
"The other day I sucked on the left breast of an old lardy woman"
"Fuck, I was gunna cuss you but what you've done means that you actually ARE a tit-munster"
by Willis McGee July 19, 2006
Get the tit-munstermug.