18 definitions by williamazing12

honey muffin pumpkin pants

An unacceptable nickname for your wife.

husband: I love you, honey muffin pumpkin pants.
wife: Don't call me that ever again.

by williamazing12 February 23, 2017

CRITMASH

CHRITMAS? DID YOU SAY CHRITMAS?!?!?!??!
CRITMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

In Critmash time, you get presents and put them under a Critmash tree. Snata comes and gives you presents, too! Everyone loves Critmash time!

by williamazing12 February 26, 2017

Canjizz

When you jizz into a Pringles Can.

"Excuse me, I'm gonna go do a canjizz."

by williamazing12 June 23, 2018

Saucy Noodle

Your dick after you've had some very nice, wet sex.

Hey girl, feel my saucy noodle.

by williamazing12 February 16, 2017

Taco Salad

When someone gets a fucking taco, and fucking shoves it into a fucking bowl of salad.

Do you want a fucking taco salad.

by williamazing12 February 23, 2017

Gorginshmon

Gorginshmon is a forgotten character in Power Rangers.

Poor Gorginshmon.

Person 1: do you remember Gorginshmon from Power Rangers?
Person 2: No...
Person 1: me neither...

by williamazing12 February 16, 2017

saucy dance

When someone covers themselves in marinara sauce and do some luscious dance moves, they are saucy dancing.

Do you want to saucy dance tonight?

by williamazing12 February 16, 2017