6 definitions by wide idiot
A spatrat is an idiotic individual. Someone who is so foolish and stupid that you can't do anything but facepalm as they ramble on about the most bizarre stuff you can imagine.
Johnathan: The Earth is so fucking flat. Astronauts are lying to us. We live on a flat EARTH!
Matt: Come listen to what this spatrat dumbass has to say.
Matt: Come listen to what this spatrat dumbass has to say.
by wide idiot December 29, 2021
Daniel: Holy shit my cock's hard it's turned purple!
*Takes off his pants, revealing his vividly purple python*
Sarah: (O)_(O)
Katelyn: (O)_(O)
Charlotte: (O)_(O)
Tony: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Wtf Tony?
*Takes off his pants, revealing his vividly purple python*
Sarah: (O)_(O)
Katelyn: (O)_(O)
Charlotte: (O)_(O)
Tony: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Wtf Tony?
by wide idiot December 30, 2021
A scrotumfish is the scientific name for an inflated puffer fish. It is named so because it bears resemblance to a ballsack.
Person 1: Look at that fish swimming over there. It looks like an old mans ball. Hahahaha
Experienced diver: Stay away. It is a scrotumfish. They are territorial.
Experienced diver: Stay away. It is a scrotumfish. They are territorial.
by wide idiot November 15, 2020
In rare and unknown circumstances, the dick and balls disconnect from the body and fly into the sun, being known by medical professionals as Solar Penile Syndrome (SPS).
by wide idiot June 21, 2020
Person 1: Fuck, I just ate so much spicy food
Person 2: Better fortify your house for the next few days
Person 2: Better fortify your house for the next few days
by wide idiot April 19, 2020
Tim is short for Timothy
Harry is short for Harold
Tony is short for Anthony
Seth is short for Sethamphetamines
Harry is short for Harold
Tony is short for Anthony
Seth is short for Sethamphetamines
by wide idiot August 8, 2021