who dat's definitions

golf

golf is, if you notice, a seperate category from sports when you go to define your world link on urban dictionary. see for yourself. golf is not a sport. its for old men who cant do anything to active any more because they suffer from oldtimers. any one young that plays has a gay name like "tiger" woods. that name just places in your mind the sound of a tiger snarling(dosent it???). what are the chances that you are going to get a tiny ball in a whole over a couple a hundred yards away? then you get your fat lazy butt on an electric cart and tote your blueblood my poop dont stink and i am rich did i mention i am rich self over to the ball and try to make it in the whole. young people that play this just need an excuse to hang out with the boss or someone that they are trying to see how much brown they can possibly get on there nose.

i need to go wash my balls.

by who dat November 8, 2004

clottage cheese

it is the white clots that form when a woman has a bad yeast infection. males usually only notice this after they have just had intercouse and discover an itch so bad they are about to scratch the skin off. fellas this is not only a definition but a warning to check it out first for clottage chesse. LoL

ahh man she gave me the itchies again with her clottage chesse.

by who dat January 8, 2005

feelings

your feelings is when you get all emotional about somthin. about a female or something that is not key to your survival in life.

say yo, you need to check that brawd. i no you wanna get married and she loves you but you cant be gettin all in your feelings comin over here. take that shit to yo house fool.

or....
say man hes dead. aint nothing you can do hommie. its dun. they shot him and hes dead. no need to go gettin in your feelings about it. lets just go cap them fools that killed shugi.

by who dat January 9, 2005

bitch ass

one who employes the use of a belt and wears the waist of his pants around his knees

hey look at that dudes spongebob boxers...
yeah, he is such a bitch ass

by who dat January 23, 2005

AK47

I GOT ONE. MOSTA THESE DEFFINITIONS IS ONLY HALFWAY TRUE. where do i start? i have the sar 1 (search and rescue). it shoots very true providing you know the tajectery of your ammo. most yuppies dont and get on the internet complaing. when the ak came into production the sks went out. the ak was designed for urban warfare. it is not a sniper rifle although an 800 meter (875.1 yard) shot is possible. if you buy one i recomend the chineese military 75/100 round drum wind up type. dosent jam. did i mention that the ak dosent ever jam. (unlike the ar15,m16,m4,etc.) you can without tools break it down and put it back together in the field. sand is not a problem. barrel insides dont rust. its a tough weapon. its like "the glock" of assault rifles. Mr. kalaskinov was a genious. he said let the sights be mounted to the barrel and all the other moveable parts be clanking and banging around behind it. the american gunsmiths however say build it tight. thats why the m16 jams- there is no room for a few grains of sand and thus you need a guide assist rod. you can see daylight between the upper and lower recievers of the m16. they built it real tight huh?

I am cornholio... my bung hole goes rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat

by who dat November 7, 2004

misunderstood

this website is mis understood. not quite as much as the word "urban" dictionary. dispite popular belief urban is not the freakin "hood" were nothing but gangsters, crackheads, and hookers live. look out your window. do you see a buch of richies homes. if not you live in the hood. and even if you do see richies homes and cars outside your window you still aint got nothin stoppin you from talkin like you frum tha other side of the tracks. urban is slang. where you put deffinitions of slang wordsnot found otherwise in websters or another proper dictionary. and guess what you buch of tight asses. racism exists in the hood. so unless they are getting on here saying stuff like i am kkk and ima black panther then quit gettin your feelings hurt. so what somebodee says nigga, or peckerwood, or taco bender, or jap. are they sayin that shit to you or your homie die-rectkly?

me i am misunderstood if this deffinition gets erased. and if it does the people who did it aint got no biznass on this site.

by who dat January 9, 2005

napalm

quick easy generic form is gasoline and strofoam. let sit for 3 days and stir real good until a paste is formed. next add liquid dishwashing soap. lol

an example could be incrimanating.

by who dat January 16, 2005