16 definitions by whitemale_98
by whitemale_98 January 7, 2005
A-Rod is a mathematical equation with an improbable answer.
Zero big postseason hits + zero winning seasons in Texas + one improved record by Texas when he left + zero American League championships + zero World Series trophies = 25 million dollars.
Zero big postseason hits + zero winning seasons in Texas + one improved record by Texas when he left + zero American League championships + zero World Series trophies = 25 million dollars.
A-Rod just earned more money while you were reading this sentence than you're going to make all year.
by whitemale_98 January 4, 2005
Dolemite is the...see above.
by whitemale_98 December 31, 2005
Some people have all their talent between their ears, and some have it hanging between their belly button and their shoulders. Pam Anderson is squarely in the second group.
by whitemale_98 January 7, 2005
What you yell at your buddy when you're drunk and you want to go out and raise more hell and he just wants to stay in his room and watch a movie...or worse yet, sleep.
I can still go out and raise a ruckus, I don't want to hear excuses, put some pants on....no backtalk, put some pants on. Put. Some. Pants. On.
by whitemale_98 January 7, 2005
Someone in the military smart enough not to jump out a perfectly good airplane.
Alternate Definition: What all Airborne soldiers put in requests to become once their knees are shot.
Alternate Definition: What all Airborne soldiers put in requests to become once their knees are shot.
1. "Look at that leg, he wish he jumped out of airplanes and fractured his hip like I did!"
2. Alt Def: SFC Snuffy put in a 4187 to have his airborne status removed, he realized he's too old to pretend to be hooah.
2. Alt Def: SFC Snuffy put in a 4187 to have his airborne status removed, he realized he's too old to pretend to be hooah.
by whitemale_98 January 1, 2005
Verb - To perform a Randy Johnson is to put your faith(and thirty million dollars over 2 years) into a 40+ year old pitcher with a history of back and knee problems. This act is usually performed by the Yankees, see A-Rod.
by whitemale_98 January 7, 2005