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16 definitions by whitemale_98

Verb - To perform a Randy Johnson is to put your faith(and thirty million dollars over 2 years) into a 40+ year old pitcher with a history of back and knee problems. This act is usually performed by the Yankees, see A-Rod.
You just gave who a 2 year extension? You just pulled a Randy Johnson!
by whitemale_98 January 06, 2005
A person who refuses to retire.Also see: Jerry Rice
Please retire, you're hanging on like Emmitt Smith in Arizona.
by whitemale_98 December 30, 2004
When something is way beyond the normal limits.
The amount of political commentators on television is re-goddamn-diculous.
by whitemale_98 December 26, 2005
What your really really REALLY lonely friends possess. Obtained through many hours of solitary and dedicated training.
Whoa buddy, you need to get a girlfriend, thats quite a kung fu grip you got there.
by whitemale_98 January 06, 2005
What you yell at your buddy when you're drunk and you want to go out and raise more hell and he just wants to stay in his room and watch a movie...or worse yet, sleep.
I can still go out and raise a ruckus, I don't want to hear excuses, put some pants on....no backtalk, put some pants on. Put. Some. Pants. On.
by whitemale_98 January 06, 2005
The human tornado. Similiar to a Shaft or a SuperFly.
Dolemite is the...see above.
by whitemale_98 December 30, 2004
Where one goes to crush golf balls off a tee on a fenced in range while imagining the face of their boss on the golf ball.
I go to the driving range when my supervisor pisses me off.
by whitemale_98 January 06, 2005