3 definitions by whiskeybeer

A derogatory term used to describe a dim witted person whom usually makes redundant comments about things they know little about.
Person one: I love Will and Ted.

Person two: shut up, turkey.
by whiskeybeer October 9, 2009
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The pleasant and rare occasion in which after a long and sometimes stressful poo the wiper reveals a clean piece of toilet paper. No poo to speak of, it's all in the toilet.
Person one: Wow that was a fast shit!

Person two: Flawless victory man! In and out!
by whiskeybeer October 9, 2009
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