17 definitions by wesley durrance

Uranus

A planet that lends itself very well to really, really stupid jokes.

Jim: Hey Tom, look through this telescope.
Tom: What? What am I looking at now.
Jim: Well, I just saw URANUS in the sky! Ha-HA!

by wesley durrance December 23, 2005

fayg

A gay fag. It's a mixture of the two terms, hence fayg.

Jerry: Tom, you're such a fayg.
Tom: Oh yeah? You're the biggest fayg this side of the fayg valley you fayg faygin gay fayg guy. Fayg.

by wesley durrance September 17, 2005

daemon

A word used when imitating an Irish-Catholic school teacher priest dude. If you pronounce it as "day-mon" with a faked Irish accent while talking really loudly, it works pretty well.

Possible uses:
What be this daemon-ry?!
Out, daemon child!!
Daemon be gone, Satan has no presence here!!

by wesley durrance September 19, 2005

redneck wannabe

Someone who wears clothes from "Dixie Outfitters", has Confederate Battle Flags on everything and generally destroys our heritage.

Thanks a lot you redneck wannabes, your ruined what it meant to be a Southerner.

by wesley durrance September 17, 2005

fagaccini

A gay or metrosexual person from Italy.

Milan is full of fagaccinis.

by wesley durrance August 22, 2005

Thou

Bible-speak for you. It can be used in a Biblical Curse.

Thou art doomed, for thine own spawn shalt be born of hellfire, forthwith!

by wesley durrance September 19, 2005

forthwith

Something you shout out after saying something to emphasize it. Usually meant to be funny.

Fred: Hand me the nachos Steve.
Steve: You get 'em, they're like two feet away from you.
Fred: FORTHWITH!

by wesley durrance September 19, 2005