weasel990's definitions

irritable bow-wow syndrome

A condition in older dogs where they get real grumpy and and get aggravated easily.

My old dog who has continuous arthritic pain is always grumpy and suffers from irritable bow-wow syndrome.

by weasel990 July 11, 2010

Dr. House moment

"that point in time when you suddenly know the answer to a problem that has been perplexing you for some time"

My business was in trouble when all of a sudden I had a Dr. House moment and I saw an end to my problems.

by weasel990 January 25, 2010

polydictorian

Schools have always had the top student give a speech to the graduating class and this person is called a valedictorian. Schools are now allowing multiple students with top grades to address the graduating class- these people are polydictorians (i.e one school with 175 graduates had 14 valedictorians)

Fred was dissapointed when he was moved to position of polydictorian rather than valedictorian when 12 other classmates attained the same grade point average that he had.

by weasel990 May 22, 2009

PMF

PMF- is short for post meal farting.

After a meal my intestinal tract gets wound up and I begin passing gas which I refer to as PMF.

by weasel990 October 7, 2010

Constipationalist

Politician or a miscreant ideologue that believes excessive regulation and taxation will not cause a sluggish or stagnant economy.

Our economy is weak today because of the constipationalist philosophy in Washington.

by weasel990 June 22, 2013

Hershey remnants

When you wipe your ass but you miss some of it the leftovers are called "hershey remnants.

I wiped my ass in a hurry and left some hershey remnants which resulted in skid marks in my underwhere.

by weasel990 July 11, 2010