weasel990's definitions

Hershey remnants

When you wipe your ass but you miss some of it the leftovers are called "hershey remnants.

I wiped my ass in a hurry and left some hershey remnants which resulted in skid marks in my underwhere.

by weasel990 July 11, 2010

irritable bow-wow syndrome

A condition in older dogs where they get real grumpy and and get aggravated easily.

My old dog who has continuous arthritic pain is always grumpy and suffers from irritable bow-wow syndrome.

by weasel990 July 11, 2010

DAWG

dumb ass white guy

My caucasian friend Waldo often rants and raves about the dumbest things. Its at this point I refer to him as a DAWG.

by weasel990 July 27, 2009

Syphorrhea

A condition where a person has syphilis and gonnorhea at the same time

Stay away from that whore , she's got syphorrhea.

by Weasel990 August 4, 2017

puddlephelia

Love of puddles

My dog, cosmo, who suffers from puddlephelia, is ecstatic after a big rain.

by weasel990 July 11, 2009

Constipationalist

Politician or a miscreant ideologue that believes excessive regulation and taxation will not cause a sluggish or stagnant economy.

Our economy is weak today because of the constipationalist philosophy in Washington.

by weasel990 June 22, 2013