weasel990's definitions

porkulate

To copulate with a fat person. (porker)

Fred porkulates with his fat girlfriend two time a week.

by weasel990 December 24, 2016

DAWG

dumb ass white guy

My caucasian friend Waldo often rants and raves about the dumbest things. Its at this point I refer to him as a DAWG.

by weasel990 July 27, 2009

Dr. House moment

"that point in time when you suddenly know the answer to a problem that has been perplexing you for some time"

My business was in trouble when all of a sudden I had a Dr. House moment and I saw an end to my problems.

by weasel990 January 25, 2010

Syphorrhea

A condition where a person has syphilis and gonnorhea at the same time

Stay away from that whore , she's got syphorrhea.

by Weasel990 August 4, 2017

puddlephelia

Love of puddles

My dog, cosmo, who suffers from puddlephelia, is ecstatic after a big rain.

by weasel990 July 11, 2009

Constipationalist

Politician or a miscreant ideologue that believes excessive regulation and taxation will not cause a sluggish or stagnant economy.

Our economy is weak today because of the constipationalist philosophy in Washington.

by weasel990 June 22, 2013