wayne's definitions

autocad

A highly addicting game that occupies vast amounts of time and memory.

I spent all afternoon playing Autocad, and ended up with the same thing I drew on a napkin at lunch, only larger and to scale.

High Score = "qsave: Drawing saved in Autocad 2000 format"

by Wayne January 27, 2004

Rendell

A person that only has a personality when they are wearing a hat, especially a beanie.

Ow, my beautiful face

by Wayne July 19, 2006

Space Raiders

The best packet of crisps - ever! Available in all shops and should only be purchased in pickled onion flavour - THE ONLY WAY!! =).
Definitely the most popular for us students - because they only cost 10pence a pack :D :D

Student: can I have 100 packets of space raiders please?
Shop keeper: Will you be paying by cash...or cheque?

by wayne December 10, 2003

ticklee

One who derives pleasure from being held down or placed in bondage and mercilessly tickle-tortured.

The ticklee screamed so loud, I thought the roof would collapse.

by Wayne December 22, 2004

izzle

Wannabe gangstas who are whiter than me flap their arms around while changing the end of every other word so it ends in izzle.. Sheer fucking genius really.

You da bomb fo shizzle..

by Wayne February 11, 2005

Henward

Synonym for "hire-purchase"

if you don't have the cash, just slap it on Henward.

by Wayne July 19, 2006

john lennon

Member of musical group The Beatles. One of music's most enduring and influential figures.

See God.

Imagine all the people
Living for today

by Wayne May 13, 2005