wayne's definitions

confoozed

to be confused or disoriented, not having a fucking clue of what is going on

i walked in the house and joey was fucking my mom! Boy was i confoozed

by wayne April 24, 2004

WHO

Abbreviation for World Health Organization.

From QDB:

<Thumb> do you know of any major organizations that are similar the CDC?
<Lucent> who?
<Thumb> center for disease control
<Lucent> i said WHO
<Thumb> what? i'm asking you
<Lucent> World Health Organization

by Wayne August 24, 2005

gerkin' your gerkin

Buffin the ruby

Dude, my mom walked in on me while I was buffin the ruby!

by Wayne January 2, 2004

Henward

Synonym for "hire-purchase"

if you don't have the cash, just slap it on Henward.

by Wayne July 19, 2006

Melonoma

The disease of having a gigantic head.

that sasquatch headed motherfucker has melonoma

by wayne December 14, 2004

Wayne Tie

An extremely cool Asian person who hates Jews and feminists (really only the feminists) such as Modan and attends LBJ High School.

"Yo Bruno, isn't Wayne Tie related to Hitler?"

"No he's worse"

by Wayne November 1, 2004

waffle

The business end of a framing hammer, which typically leaves an imprint (resemling a waffle) on the lumber which is being businessed. Generally a poor choice for temporary or finish work.

Who used the waffle on this nail? We'll never be able to get it out at strike.

by Wayne January 27, 2004