wayne's definitions

Playing Clue

The act of playing clue on a womans back while she is penetrated from either end.

Man, we played clue last night and Elisa got 0wned!

by wayne March 15, 2004

sinnah

Legendary Unreal Tournament player from the Xeno Clan.

One of the coolest guys to ever grace the internet.

"shit nigga, I wish i was sinnah!"

by wayne May 26, 2004

Townie

Generally viewed as anyone who ISN'T a townie as the scurge and scum of the universe. Aged between 10-20, although there are anomalies either side, they are generally found in packs, although on their own, they're just as obnoxious. They lack any real initiative to think of their own accord, and are led by a pitiful desire to want to be whatever terrible rap/r'n'b/garage/dance artist is currently in the charts, usually through the prolific use of a navy blue jogging sweater, (with a hood, of course, for added 'scareability') cheap trousers and overly expensive footwear. They have taken the English vocabulary and added their own 'unique' twist, abbreviating and completely deforming every word possible, so that, for example, the sentence "You are looking quite nice" becomes "U'm bum, innit?", which no-one but a townie, or those clued in the WAY of the townie, could ever hope to understand. They steal mobile phones, glue their hair to their heads, have a serious problem with anyone who isn't their 'blood', and generally strut around like they own the place. However, thankfully, society has a way of giving these people culture shock, and one day they will wake up to realise just how truly pathetic they have all become. But they're not all bad; These people will become our checkout ladies, road sweepers, fast-food servers, part-time sales assistants and other menial jobs that those of us who can think are just too good for.

If there's one denomination of people I can't stand in this world, it's the townies.

by Wayne February 17, 2004

Humiliation

1. When you get knifed in the ass in Counterstrike and die and your opponents take your $5000 AWP and your deagle and you feel like a retard and even the computer says "HUMILIATION."

2. When you go on a blind date across the Internet and then meet some girl online and decide to meet at a bar. When you go there you find out that its your mom.

3. When you date a transexual schmang and you find out she has a bigger wang then you.

See synonyms PWNED

1. Wayne HEADSHOT W/ KNIFE on Computer Nerd. HUMILIATION.

2. Nerd 1: Yo sup hot mama lets meet at McDonald's.
Nerd 1's Mom: Okay
After they meet...
Nerd 1: WTF MOM!!!
Wayne: AHAHAHA HUMILIATION!!

3. Guy w/ Inchworm: Sup let's go to my place?
Girl w/ Anaconda: Aight.
Guy w/ Inchworm: Holy fux dude your wang is so big u must have back spasms.
Peter Griffin: HUMILIATION

by Wayne January 1, 2006

enter

To engage in Enter Sandman.

Jesus Wayne, it's about time we entered!

by Wayne May 1, 2004

Big Wayne

The hardest mother fucker that you will eva see in Baltimore. Im your mother fuckin worst nightmare whores.

Im your mother fuckin daddy bitch!!!

by wayne April 23, 2005

quad

A sort of 4 wheel drive motorbike driven by rednecks. Drive through South East Ohio and watch the mullets flying in the wind as morons without helmets tear thru the woods desperate to pull up and shoot anything that has a pulse!

I cant think of one - just read above

by wayne February 27, 2005