wayne's definitions

Karny fit

When Karny gets frustrated and throws his arms around his head and/or makes weird noises for a breif period of time.

Look! He's having a Karny-fit!

by Wayne October 1, 2003

izzle

Wannabe gangstas who are whiter than me flap their arms around while changing the end of every other word so it ends in izzle.. Sheer fucking genius really.

You da bomb fo shizzle..

by Wayne February 11, 2005

Melonoma

The disease of having a gigantic head.

that sasquatch headed motherfucker has melonoma

by wayne December 14, 2004

Henward

Synonym for "hire-purchase"

if you don't have the cash, just slap it on Henward.

by Wayne July 19, 2006

autocad

A highly addicting game that occupies vast amounts of time and memory.

I spent all afternoon playing Autocad, and ended up with the same thing I drew on a napkin at lunch, only larger and to scale.

High Score = "qsave: Drawing saved in Autocad 2000 format"

by Wayne January 27, 2004

Rendell

A person that only has a personality when they are wearing a hat, especially a beanie.

Ow, my beautiful face

by Wayne July 19, 2006

Space Raiders

The best packet of crisps - ever! Available in all shops and should only be purchased in pickled onion flavour - THE ONLY WAY!! =).
Definitely the most popular for us students - because they only cost 10pence a pack :D :D

Student: can I have 100 packets of space raiders please?
Shop keeper: Will you be paying by cash...or cheque?

by wayne December 10, 2003