wayne's definitions

WHO

Abbreviation for World Health Organization.

From QDB:

<Thumb> do you know of any major organizations that are similar the CDC?
<Lucent> who?
<Thumb> center for disease control
<Lucent> i said WHO
<Thumb> what? i'm asking you
<Lucent> World Health Organization

by Wayne August 24, 2005

b-town

barberton ohio land of the jects

man there sure the fuck are a lot of projects in b-town

by wayne April 14, 2005

confoozed

to be confused or disoriented, not having a fucking clue of what is going on

i walked in the house and joey was fucking my mom! Boy was i confoozed

by wayne April 24, 2004

Townie

Generally viewed as anyone who ISN'T a townie as the scurge and scum of the universe. Aged between 10-20, although there are anomalies either side, they are generally found in packs, although on their own, they're just as obnoxious. They lack any real initiative to think of their own accord, and are led by a pitiful desire to want to be whatever terrible rap/r'n'b/garage/dance artist is currently in the charts, usually through the prolific use of a navy blue jogging sweater, (with a hood, of course, for added 'scareability') cheap trousers and overly expensive footwear. They have taken the English vocabulary and added their own 'unique' twist, abbreviating and completely deforming every word possible, so that, for example, the sentence "You are looking quite nice" becomes "U'm bum, innit?", which no-one but a townie, or those clued in the WAY of the townie, could ever hope to understand. They steal mobile phones, glue their hair to their heads, have a serious problem with anyone who isn't their 'blood', and generally strut around like they own the place. However, thankfully, society has a way of giving these people culture shock, and one day they will wake up to realise just how truly pathetic they have all become. But they're not all bad; These people will become our checkout ladies, road sweepers, fast-food servers, part-time sales assistants and other menial jobs that those of us who can think are just too good for.

If there's one denomination of people I can't stand in this world, it's the townies.

by Wayne February 17, 2004

enter

To engage in Enter Sandman.

Jesus Wayne, it's about time we entered!

by Wayne May 1, 2004

Big Wayne

The hardest mother fucker that you will eva see in Baltimore. Im your mother fuckin worst nightmare whores.

Im your mother fuckin daddy bitch!!!

by wayne April 23, 2005

quad

A sort of 4 wheel drive motorbike driven by rednecks. Drive through South East Ohio and watch the mullets flying in the wind as morons without helmets tear thru the woods desperate to pull up and shoot anything that has a pulse!

I cant think of one - just read above

by wayne February 27, 2005