wayne's definitions

splashback

A sort of toilet tsunami. Dropping a turd from a height which hits the water, causing a tidalw wave up the pan which in turn sploshes the water over your arsecrack..

Its bad when it happens in your own toilet - Its worse when it happens in a public one.

Above explains it all.

by wayne March 24, 2005

mauresmo

a butch female who could easily pass for a man. term originates from that dyke French tennis player

did you see that Mauresmo? that was disgusting!

by Wayne October 1, 2003