1 definition by way cooler than Ruben will ever be
a drunk spaniard native to Rota area; often seen roaming the streets of Spain stumbling out of milfs' homes at the early hours of the morning wearing only one shoe; BEWARE - when in the US, he is also known to give nasty t-bags in that same red thong to both innocent men and women who can't party as hard as he can.
by way cooler than Ruben will ever be May 21, 2008