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An acronym meaning "Lick My Butt And Suck On My Balls." an equal substitute for those that dont have balls (i.e. the women folk) is KMAAEMC which stands for " Kiss My Ass And Eat My Carpet."
guy: Tacos Rule.
girl:Boritos are better.
guy: oh LMBASOMB.
girl: KMAAEMC mother fucker!
by watanuki July 10, 2011
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