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An acronym meaning "Lick My Butt And Suck On My Balls." an equal substitute for those that dont have balls (i.e. the women folk) is KMAAEMC which stands for " Kiss My Ass And Eat My Carpet."
guy: Tacos Rule.
girl:Boritos are better.
guy: oh LMBASOMB.
girl: KMAAEMC mother fucker!
by watanuki July 10, 2011
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Short for like my but and suck on my balls! a lyric from the movie "Team America"
my teacher told larry and i that we had extra homework so we told him to L.M.B.A.S.O.M.B!!!!
by Mr. Reaper April 02, 2007
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I told him to LMBASOMB, when he punched me.
by RON RON January 23, 2008
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