1 definition by walter cronkite IV

An attitude resembling butt, covered in a butt/poop paste. Also can be used as a verb, a noun, or other things.
I was smarming the other day, it sucked

Your fart is positively smarmy

That girl totally smarmed on me.

He smarms baby turtles.
by walter cronkite IV April 19, 2009
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