4 definitions by waldobillybob

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Some how the screwed up people at pepsico got it into their head that mountain dew didn't have enough caffeine and decided to further increase the caffien and sugar content to create a super drink that when ingested in vast quantities will give you super strength, massive alertness, uncontrollable seizures and and within 2 hours withdrawl symptoms forcing a user, weak of mind to return to comsumption to stop the soul quivering shaking and feeling icy cold one moment and the next your in the bowels of hell eating tobasco sauce off of molten brimstone!! it is a truly evil drink and many consprisects beleive it prolonged exposure to render you under the control of pepsi and using your massive strength and unwavering consentration to eliminate coca-cola and innocent and undeserving company.
person 1; i just bought a 24 pack of this dew fuel whats it like?
person 2; (CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK) (FIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ) (GULLP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP ETC..) IM BAT MAN AWAY!!!!! *CRASHES through 16 floors of apartments* mmm what was that uh well AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by waldobillybob September 18, 2006

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A small picturesque little forestry town in west otago new zealand, increadibly small when stack up against the like of dunedin or (god forbid) auckland. however contains a good ratio of hotties (including MILFs) ad about as easy to enter as paris hilton
did you see walter in tapanui?
nah he left to go to canada!
fag....

did you see mikey in town?
yea he looked pissed when he saw you though
by waldobillybob September 20, 2006

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A kick but lil town that millions of people drive throug but for some reason are to busy stop for they have to go walk up and down a mountain. but holds a fair few hotties
Did you see james in tuatapere? nah i almost got ran over by a damned tourist!
by waldobillybob September 06, 2006

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someone (usually a female) who sucks on a mans penis, his wood, ergo she is a beaver
mary: i chewed on his cock last night
Lois: ew you beaver
by waldobillybob August 15, 2006

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