cock muscle sandwich

a sandwich full of dick

I've got somthing you can eat, a cock muscle sandwich

by waldo December 04, 2003

tons of fun

Mike Klymasz's pet name from his boyfriend

Gimme a little loving tons of fun.
From your loving boyfriend, Frank Gandolf

by Waldo June 21, 2003

Madinaed

When your friends stop inviting you and talking to you

Bruh, they don't like and talk to me anymore, I've been madinaed

by Waldo October 12, 2018

jizz biscuit

a pastry filled with semen

you are a jizz biscuit

by waldo December 04, 2003

azn caps

It's not just uppercase lower case, it's butchered spellings of words to make them as difficult as possible to read.

(A normal conversation from me and my "azn cappers")

Them: aYe!
Me: Hi.
Them: h0w aRr y0oH dOin?
Me: I was better, but know I have to read your shitty ass typing
Them: aH hElL nAw yOoH dInT jUsT sAe dUt

by Waldo February 09, 2004

down

where i come from 'down' means the girl went down town on me ..........................if u dont understand she sucked me off

hey dude ma girl went down last night

by waldo May 21, 2003

grunties

Noise made during sleep by person dreaming of sex. Cute if done by a woman, disturbingly sinister if done by a guy.

He kept me awake with chortling grunties.

by Waldo November 15, 2002