waldo's definitions

cock muscle sandwich

a sandwich full of dick

I've got somthing you can eat, a cock muscle sandwich

by waldo December 4, 2003

jizz biscuit

a pastry filled with semen

you are a jizz biscuit

by waldo December 4, 2003

azn caps

It's not just uppercase lower case, it's butchered spellings of words to make them as difficult as possible to read.

(A normal conversation from me and my "azn cappers")

Them: aYe!
Me: Hi.
Them: h0w aRr y0oH dOin?
Me: I was better, but know I have to read your shitty ass typing
Them: aH hElL nAw yOoH dInT jUsT sAe dUt

by Waldo February 9, 2004

ultraspank

1) totally chill
2) having a good sense of style
3) can be used to describe anything good

That chick is totally ultraspank dude.
That new Gucci suit is utraspank.
That was one ultraspankin' ride.

by Waldo March 2, 2003

Pumpkin Tits

Mike K. man titties; they are flabtastic

Wow Mike, those are some nice pumpkin tits. i bet your mom likes playing with those things.

by Waldo June 15, 2003

sidekick

A person whose purpose is to solely stand around a group of amusing individuals and act as though he fits in. see also joe burton

That joe burton is one stupid sidekick. that fuck

by waldo April 25, 2003

down

where i come from 'down' means the girl went down town on me ..........................if u dont understand she sucked me off

hey dude ma girl went down last night

by waldo May 21, 2003