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to knock someone out of their chair
Person 1: "hey give me back my seat!"
Person 2 "no!"
*Person 1 tips the chair over, Person 2 falls on the floor*
Person 3 "ohhhhh, he just got andied(andyed)!"
by wafflezer May 18, 2015
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The state that is universally hated on because of the fact that it offers more than any of the other ones. But its people are still nice enough to accept the haters who refuse to leave once they realize the awesomeness. This is why it is overpopulated and went from the state with Los Angeles and San Francisco, to the one with L.A. S.F. Oakland, San Diego, and San Jose. All that population brings in a lot of cultural diversity so you will find more types (and better quality) restaurants and food than any other place on Earth(even NYC). Another great thing is that you can go from the mountains to the beach in one day(I used to live there and Lake Tahoe is little less than a 4 hour drive from the Golden Gate Bridge). California also boasts some of the best sports teams in the nations history. Examples: 49ers (5 Superbowl wins, tied 2nd all time), Lakers (16 NBA championships, 2nd all time; 31 NBA championship appearances, most all time), UCLA men's college basketball (11 championships, most all time), USC college football (17 championships, tied 5th all time), San Francisco Giants (8 World Series wins, 4th all time)
by wafflezer May 31, 2016
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Hair that is straight and not curly at all. It can be shoulder length or all the way down to your butt. Guys actually like it when a girl straightens her hair so he can runs his fingers through right before Netflix and chill or cuddling.
Guys love straight hair.

Guy 1: Kirsten straightened her hair today. She looks so sexy!
Guy 2: I know her bf is so lucky. He gets the sexiest girl in school.
by wafflezer March 19, 2016
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An annoying (and unofficial) nickname for the great state of California. Made up by some dumb east-coasters who later spread out to the rednecks in the midwest. Now they use it to make themselves seem cool but end up sounding extremely stupid.
east coast idiot: i'm heading out to cali this weekend
true cailifornian: why do you exist?
by wafflezer May 30, 2016
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