A type of wide-legged knickers
, normally made from silk or satiny material, often trimmed with lace.
During the summer, Woofie found the coolest underthings were french knickers, unless she went commando
. She loved a gentle breeze on her beaver
This phrase means "Cheer up" or "Don't worry, stay happy!" but I understand that it can cause howls of laughter in certain circles, I can't think why!
The pecker in question is probably not a penis, I think it may come from Woody Woodpecker? Or possibly pecker meaning your beak so equating to looking up?
Aarron blushed when his ancient relative exhorted him to "Keep his pecker up!". He didn't realise that she only wanted him to smile.
Gentle UD editor,as you edit those endless emos and chavs, keep your pecker up!
More than one alcoholic drink. Plural of bevy
. Word used throughout the UK, but originally more common in the North/Scotland.
I'm going down the boozer
tonight to meet my mates and sink
a few bevvies!
A white male having sex with a black female. Derogatary in content.
This expression is used in the movie "Monster's Ball".
"When I was younger I had a taste for a little nigger juice myself. You ain't a man until you have split dark oak!"
A fake orgasm, usually brought about by a long period of indifferent pounding and a desperate desire to sleep/eat/clean/do something else.
Please watch the restaurant scene in When Harry Met Sally. Alternatively, link to my cam most weekends.
Not a description of a gay gangbang
, but a tasty meal, very popular in Wales, consisting of a large meatball (the faggot), served with processed peas (not too mushy!) and topped with a thin gravy. Typically served in a bowl and best enjoyed with a spoon to lap up the tasty juices.
Very tasty fare to enjoy after a rugby game (there are still faggots and peas vendors in larger towns in Wales) but of course faggots and peas are also eaten at home.
Sadly these traditional delights are becoming less common with the preponderance of standardised, homogenised fast food establishments such as McDonalds, Burger King and KFC.
"Hey boyo, I'm starvin' after watching Wales hammer those English bastards in the rugby! Let's have a bowl of faggots and peas and down twenty pints of Felinfoel Double Dragon Bitter!"
A means of stimulating the clitoris
. Generally referring to a device such as vibrator
, but there are various other stimulators available.
Generally, direct clitoral stimulation is required for orgasm to be achieved.
"For goodness' sake, Humphrey, wake up at once! You may have jerked a massive cumload into my cunt with your predictable pump action, but if I am going to get off tonight, you had better apply a clitoral stimulator to my love button!"