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japan

To cheat, especially in football (soccer). Derived from Japan's games in the 2006 World Cup, when the Japanese team always pretended to be injured so the referee would help them.

Those Italians really japaned the Socceroos when the referee gave them a penalty kick! That guy was really selling that foul.

by vv007!!! June 28, 2006

tu madre

the Spanish way of dissing another person's mom

¡Tu madre es caliente en la cama! (Your mom is hot in bed)
¡Tu madre es muy estupida! (Your mom is very stupid)

by vv007!!! April 18, 2006

Einstein

1. a really smart guy
2. a complete idiot

1. Wow! You must be Einstein!
2. You forgot the keys, Einstein.

by vv007!!! April 17, 2006

headbutt

What a Frenchman does when he's really, really angry.

Materazzi: "ur mom is a terrorist whore"
Zidane: "O RLY?"
Materazzi: "YA RLY"
Zidane: "NO WAI!!!" (headbutts Materazzi)

by vv007!!! August 7, 2006

The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!

On the The Colbert Report (a show on Comedy Central at 11:30) episode "Wikiality", host Stephen Colbert asked viewers to add this sentence to Wikipedia, on the basis of wikiality, which means that if most people believe something to be true, then it becomes a fact. It can also be used randomly or as a joke.

Guy 1: "Hey wassup"
Guy 2: "The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!"

by vv007!!! August 11, 2006

that's what she said

An interjection used when someone, usually a male, unintentionally makes a sexual comment. The "she" supposedly refers to the guy's girlfriend.

Teacher: (referring to a worksheet) "If you can't fit it on the front, you could do it on the back."
Student: "That's what she said!"

Student A: "Was the test easy?"
Student B: "That's what she said!"

by vv007!!! December 20, 2007

flat tire

A prank where you step on the back of somebody's shoe and make it fall off.

Variations:
1. Sandals. It is difficult to flat-tire a sandal, so a different strategy must be used. One way is to kick the sandal out. Occasionally, for fat, loose sandals, the normal method for flat-tiring works.
2. Boots. It is practically impossible to flat-tire an Ugg boot, so what you do is keep stepping on the shoe until it breaks, then they have to get new ones & you can flat-tire those.
3. Backpacks. When you flat-tire someone for quite a while, they become aware of you, but you've got another trick up your sleeve! Pretend to flat-tire that person, they'll dodge their shoe. At that time pull the back of their backpack & everything falls out.

I flat tired this kid and we started playing monkey in the middle with his shoe.

by vv007!!! May 22, 2008