The service of coming a lover in/on the face
Person a: ''Man, I gave Julie a sweet donation last night."
Person b: "Sweet, donations kick ass"
a word that in order of reaching world peace must be overlooked and should mainly be replaced by the word "beautifully"
person a - she was prettily dressed
person b - is prettily even a word?
a not yet invented device that - unlike ordinary microwave ovens - cools down food or beverages in an instant
Person a: aw, my budweiser isn't cold anymore!
Person b: just put it in the reverse microwave, it'll be cold in a second.
Person a: great thinking! - wait, it isn't invented yet?!
Person b: oh yeah, that's right. Sucks.
Short for "masturbation material"
- After getting critically erected in puplic, I realized that Britney Spears' new vid was "masturbation material"
- Online n00b #1: "check out some of the first episodes of baywatch, just click on the link, it's sweet mas mat, dude."
Online n00b #2: 2thx, I'll check after I've finished facebooking"
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