vulvahammer's definitions

fuck off and get killed

an excellent phrase to rid of unwanted pests. it informs the other concerned party that their mission, should they choose to accept it, is to fuck off and then get killed.

religion peddler @ door_"have you found christ?"

me_"no i haven't. i didn't even know he was missing."

religion peddler @ door_"take my beliefs seriously."

me_"fuck off and get killed."

by vulvahammer July 10, 2010

douche musket

1. a term that is applicable when douche nozzle does not accurately describe the person or people in question.
2. an awesome fucking name to call people.

dude1: you see that queaf with his popped collar??
dude2: yeah, what a douche musket.

by vulvahammer November 22, 2009

schlong fondler

one who fondles schlong(s)

everyone who watches american idol is a total schlong fondler.

by vulvahammer May 28, 2010