2 definitions by vivavic vegas
Tweeted Off More than I can Chew - verb:
1. Making bold requests or statements on Twitter with positive replies forcing you to either do what you said or requested, or back down...but in reality, you had no intention of doing what you tweeted.
2. Asking someone to do something for you, or telling them that you will do something on Twitter, then having to admit you aren't going to do or need what you tweeted when called on it with a reply.
3. Tweeting a celebrity with an action just to get their attention, then getting a reply from them agreeing to the action..then having to retweet that you weren't serious, and you never thought they would reply.
4. Tweeting anything that makes you look like an idiot when you get 'called' on it, and have to admit you never thought anybody would reply and 'call' you on it.
1. Making bold requests or statements on Twitter with positive replies forcing you to either do what you said or requested, or back down...but in reality, you had no intention of doing what you tweeted.
2. Asking someone to do something for you, or telling them that you will do something on Twitter, then having to admit you aren't going to do or need what you tweeted when called on it with a reply.
3. Tweeting a celebrity with an action just to get their attention, then getting a reply from them agreeing to the action..then having to retweet that you weren't serious, and you never thought they would reply.
4. Tweeting anything that makes you look like an idiot when you get 'called' on it, and have to admit you never thought anybody would reply and 'call' you on it.
I'tweeted off more than I can chew' when I asked Kelly Clarkson to marry me, and she said YES!. And I'm already married.
I 'tweeted off more than I can chew' by asking Mike Ditka to come to his birthday party, and he retweeted and asked for an address, date and time.
After a few hours at the bar, I 'tweeted off more than I can chew' when I tweeted the whole ladies gymnastics team to meet me at my apartment...and they did..
I 'tweeted off more than I can chew' by asking Mike Ditka to come to his birthday party, and he retweeted and asked for an address, date and time.
After a few hours at the bar, I 'tweeted off more than I can chew' when I tweeted the whole ladies gymnastics team to meet me at my apartment...and they did..
by vivavic vegas February 26, 2011
'TweetUI' n. pr: 'tweet you eye'...
1. A Tweet written and submitted under the influence..
2. using twitter with enough drinks, narcotics, stimulants, pain killers, mood enhancers..etc..to alter the normal 'Tweets'.
3. Like a DUI, with a keyboard, not a car....
4. Tweeting something you would not normally tweet...but liquid or other courage lowers inhibitions, and results in 'tweets' with either too much information, or something embarrassing.
5. Writing a 'tweet' that would normally be omitted, or without controversy, but due to alcohol, etc. the tweet is written, and likely deleted the next morning.
Note: TweetUI is exponentially likely worse as your number of followers increases, or is in the thousands or more.
1. A Tweet written and submitted under the influence..
2. using twitter with enough drinks, narcotics, stimulants, pain killers, mood enhancers..etc..to alter the normal 'Tweets'.
3. Like a DUI, with a keyboard, not a car....
4. Tweeting something you would not normally tweet...but liquid or other courage lowers inhibitions, and results in 'tweets' with either too much information, or something embarrassing.
5. Writing a 'tweet' that would normally be omitted, or without controversy, but due to alcohol, etc. the tweet is written, and likely deleted the next morning.
Note: TweetUI is exponentially likely worse as your number of followers increases, or is in the thousands or more.
The mob wife of an informant, liking painkillers and Vodka, twittered the combo to the safe in the basement of the 12th precinct..thus giving up the crucial evidence gathered by her lover, Detective Smirnoff. She realized later in court, that a TweetUI, could be evidence against her.
Dude thought tweeting Jeff Foxworthy quotes would get him a chick. 7 Beers and 3 tweetUI's later, he realized he was living in the early 2000's.
Sandy, normally shy, hit the bar, did the producer, and wrote a tweetUI about the experience. She awoke and deleted the ill-fated tweetUI.
Dude thought tweeting Jeff Foxworthy quotes would get him a chick. 7 Beers and 3 tweetUI's later, he realized he was living in the early 2000's.
Sandy, normally shy, hit the bar, did the producer, and wrote a tweetUI about the experience. She awoke and deleted the ill-fated tweetUI.
by vivavic vegas September 6, 2010