vinter's definitions

corporication

Corporication, a combination of corporation and fornication, embodies the principle of being screwed by the corporations. Formed after the rise and fall of the Roman empire true..see history of corporations the concept of a corporation was that the incorporated company had all the rights of an individual, yet (surprisingly) none of the ACCOUNTABILITY! This is how the corporations can ruin the ground water, dam up all the rivers,destroy the climate, poison our food with chemicals, and wreck the forests of the world. Corporification has resulted in the human species being at serious risk for extinction. The founding principle of the ability of corporations to do this, is the belief that people (you) are sheepified and will not respond, like a frog in a beaker of water being slowly heated over a stove, you will sit, happy as long as you have your beer and pizza, and not bother worrying about the destruction of the world about you. Welcome to coporification!

Corporication. Long after the Alberta tar sands had been mined of their oil, long after the forests had been denuded and clearcut, the starving nation of Canada still did not understand the horrific corporication their country had received. far away, in warmer climes, the very rich sipped their fancy drinks in their villas on the beach and congratulated themselves on a job well done.
Meanwhile, forever altered, Canadians succumbed to the erratic climate, droughts and fierce winters. Starvation and disease from polluted water ran amok, Canada was declared unfit for human habitation in the year 2045

by Vinter April 28, 2008

guzzlebopper

Guzzlebopper; A term defining a teen who hangs out with young adults in order to feed his/her desire for alcohol. Usually female, or gay, the guzzlebopper plays to the egos of the older people in the group to ingratiate themselves, and thus gain access to the groups ability to acquire booze.

Saisha hangs out with the boys from the mill. She likes dating older guys as she is a bit of a lush, they laugh at her behind her back and call her a real guzzlebopper. One time when she was passed out they took some very rude pictures of her and posted them on youtube.

by Vinter May 1, 2008

corncunted

corncunted: Having a vagina large enough to slip one or more ears of corn into, without touching the sides.

Big Mary was having trouble getting laid. the word had gotten around that Mary had become corncunted, and that attempting to have sex with her was a bit like trying to hump the ocean, warm and wet but no real feeling to it.

by Vinter January 28, 2010

terrorismism

'Terrorismism", word similarity to euphamism, refers to the current political use of the word terrorism to instill fear in the minds of North American and global citizens. As corporate enterprises seek to screw citizens all over the world out of their resources and remove rights and freedoms in collusion with corrupt governments, we see the word "terrorist" applied to ordinary activities....i.e. a man growing a chicken an act defying corporate food production and sale will be called an "eco terrorist". Simple vandalism is referred to as "domestic terrorism". Terrorism-isms abound as politicians and corporations alike strive to brainwash the public, instill fear and remove rights. Ironically, the real terrorists are governments.

After years of enduring sour gas emissions at the hand of corporate big-oil, John Brown finally lost his cool after all his cattle were killed, hiw well poisoned and his daughter's school shut down due to contaminated water. John drove his tractor into X-Oils yard in protest and was arrested under a domestic terrorism charge, another terrorismism. Local politicians and X-Oil used public fear tp purchase the remaining farm land in the area for a fraction of its value.

by vinter January 18, 2010

cuntwatulated

cuntwatulated: A generic term referring to vaginal ageing. The female genital area usually warms to it's purpose in the teen years as it officially becomes "pussy", in the late teens to mid twenties it is often referred to as a "puss", "quim" etc. From the early thirties on, words such as "bearded clam", "gash" and "twat" come into play. From the late forties into the mid fifties, often around the time of menopause, the female gential region goes through the change known as "cuntwatulation, and hence, becomes "cuntwatulated"

Mary was growing older, her desire for sex had dwindled since she had become cuntwatulated in her early fifties, but she still felt the need for sex every now and then. Fortunately this could be quickly forgotten by eating a pound of ice cream.

by Vinter April 22, 2008