26 definitions by vinny125125

nickleless

The phenemon of being a step above penniless... (as in Nicholas Cages dire straights)

Man if i didnt have this dollar id be nickleless....

by vinny125125 November 5, 2009

queeflatifah

A queef during coitus that has the rhythm of 4 the DJs (Latifah number one song)

Man i was knockin the bottom out of that shit when she had a queeflatifah and broke my stride!!!

by vinny125125 May 17, 2010

raisin rubbing

Femal masturbation or stimulation of the clit (raisin)

I caught my girlfriend raisin rubbing to lesbian porn!!! It was hott!!!

by vinny125125 June 28, 2011

phallonometer

A tool for measuring ones too or (phallus)!!! Which is ones penis!

Scott and I measured each others cocks with a ruler but the broke out the phallonometer and i beat him by a quarter inch!!! 6.75 inches of throbbin cock!!!

by vinny125125 September 9, 2010

mastubatory miscalculation

Whe a male masturbates and he miscalculates the force of the said ejaculation and proceeds to splash his own spooge on his chin or other facial area!!!

Dude i had a mastubatory miscalculation last night and came in my own mouth!!! It sucked!!!

by vinny125125 September 9, 2010

andyhandycandy

A mans cock being in close proximity to andy dick!!!

I was at the bar last night and I was lettin my andyhandycandy hangout!!!!

by vinny125125 January 26, 2010

gerkinjerkin

the art of male masturbation!!! (gerkin being small pickle)

I caught little johnny with a playboy gerkinjerkin again.

by vinny125125 November 21, 2009