vincent's definitions

bitch ass punk

while a "punk ass bitch" is someone who likes to take it in the ass or is a sonofabitch, a "bitch ass punk" is a poser, a douchebag, or a guy who likes to stick other guys in the ass.

Jesus Christ! Daniel is such a bitch ass punk. I hope he fucking dies and goes to hell!

by Vincent May 26, 2004

astute

when someone is all high and lofty;
stuck up so far that their ass can't toot

that prof is sooo astute

by vincent March 17, 2004

friends

it was all-right for a show that the main characters were all dumb and laughed at each other for being stupid

too many examples

by vincent March 17, 2004

zimple

A zit behind the ear.

"I got a nasty zimple and it hurts"

by vincent March 17, 2004

Sodeju

1. Something unbelievable
2. To express a really astonishing thing.

Paul A, alias Piet Puffel is the founder of this word.

Example:
Piet Puffel :"Sodeju, Willem II played badly this match!"

by Vincent April 13, 2005

philippines

A) Asia's banana republic(alt coconut)
B) 2nd largest archipelago in the world
C) a true melting pot of Asian,Hispanic and American cultures/values/genes!!!!

A-1945-Highest GNP per capita of countries in the Orient..2003-now behind Thailand and Malaysia despite tens of billions of us aid..also huge endemic graft/corruption issue...illegal drug exports..guerillas.....Catholic bueracracy...can anybody say Colombia in SE asia!!!
B) big archipelago...largest being Indonesia over 7100 islands at last count
C) Most surnames Spanish with much of the national language..Tagalog heavily influenced by Spanish(colonized by Spain at roughly the same time and duration as Mexico!!!)..descended from Malyayo/Polynesian seafarers...most recently colonized by Americanos...(walk down any street here "Hey Joe" as in GI....leading to the exotic blending of the Pinoy/ay today

by vincent January 22, 2004

gargantuos

Big, huge, ginormous, large, massive in size, SO BIG IT IS UGLY

original cellphones were gargantuos

by vincent March 17, 2004