vincent's definitions

Baltimore

The largest city in Maryland which is home to:
1.) An overrated aquarium that makes you pay through the nose and stand on a five mile line to get in the door
2.)A shitty baseball team that is run by a lousy owner who fires every decent manager he's ever had
3.)An East-Side that makes post nuclear-bombed Nagasaki look like heaven on earth
4.) Overpriced Parking garages
5.) A scary anime convention held every summer in which thousand of costume wearing anime fans make it look like Dawn Of The Dead has hit baltimore
6.)Dundalk...need I say more?
7.) Highlandtown....ditto
8.)The country's highest murder rate
9.) More gang wars than Chicago or NYC combined
10.) Sisqo (God help us)

Baltimore: Harm City

by Vincent October 28, 2004

bitch ass punk

while a "punk ass bitch" is someone who likes to take it in the ass or is a sonofabitch, a "bitch ass punk" is a poser, a douchebag, or a guy who likes to stick other guys in the ass.

Jesus Christ! Daniel is such a bitch ass punk. I hope he fucking dies and goes to hell!

by Vincent May 26, 2004

astute

when someone is all high and lofty;
stuck up so far that their ass can't toot

that prof is sooo astute

by vincent March 17, 2004

Audio Adrenaline

A christian rock group formed by Mark Stuart(Vocals),will Mcginnis(Bass), Ben cissel(Drums/Percussion),and the Rock'n'roll teacher,Tyler burkum(Guitar,vocals). IT is also included by Bob Herdman and 'Frodo'. AudioA has been around since the early 90's and plans to keep going.They have many many albums and are very rockin' hard!

AudioAdrenaline is very very very hardcore in their belief in Christ AND their rock music!

by Vincent December 9, 2004

Providence

The capital of Rhode Island. Aka P-Town. The city full of impoverished suburbs such as Southside, West End, Manton, Olneyville, and Northern Providence. The high points of the city is its downtown, east side, Providence Place Mall and FUCKIN FEDERAL HILL!! I suggest you visit the Hill, where my men creepin.

I'm reppin P-Town son.

Come down on Charles Street and get beaten with a bat.

Roam Southside and receive a bullet to the head.

by Vincent February 8, 2004

philippines

A) Asia's banana republic(alt coconut)
B) 2nd largest archipelago in the world
C) a true melting pot of Asian,Hispanic and American cultures/values/genes!!!!

A-1945-Highest GNP per capita of countries in the Orient..2003-now behind Thailand and Malaysia despite tens of billions of us aid..also huge endemic graft/corruption issue...illegal drug exports..guerillas.....Catholic bueracracy...can anybody say Colombia in SE asia!!!
B) big archipelago...largest being Indonesia over 7100 islands at last count
C) Most surnames Spanish with much of the national language..Tagalog heavily influenced by Spanish(colonized by Spain at roughly the same time and duration as Mexico!!!)..descended from Malyayo/Polynesian seafarers...most recently colonized by Americanos...(walk down any street here "Hey Joe" as in GI....leading to the exotic blending of the Pinoy/ay today

by vincent January 22, 2004

gargantuos

Big, huge, ginormous, large, massive in size, SO BIG IT IS UGLY

original cellphones were gargantuos

by vincent March 17, 2004