vincent's definitions

weeaboo

A game whereby the one who is caught saying the word weeaboo must be chained to a pipe and paddled by all around him/her. Those with the paddles must chant weeaboo until the paddling is finished and the one chained to a pipe is released.

Person 1: "If we waste anymore time on 'weeaboo,' we'll be bankrupt by the end of the month!"
Person 2: "Did somebody just say 'Weeaboo?' 'cause I think I just heard someone say 'Weeaboo.'"
Person 3, 4, 5, and 6: "WEE-A-BOO! WEE-A-BOO!"

by Vincent December 17, 2004

one eyed pirate

Having a girl suck your dick and then shooting it into her eye while kicking her in the shin as to make her an example of a pirate with a missing leg and one eye that says "argh".

You should have seen that bitch when I gave her a one eyed pirate last night.

by Vincent May 13, 2004

Providence

The capital of Rhode Island. Aka P-Town. The city full of impoverished suburbs such as Southside, West End, Manton, Olneyville, and Northern Providence. The high points of the city is its downtown, east side, Providence Place Mall and FUCKIN FEDERAL HILL!! I suggest you visit the Hill, where my men creepin.

I'm reppin P-Town son.

Come down on Charles Street and get beaten with a bat.

Roam Southside and receive a bullet to the head.

by Vincent February 8, 2004

gargantuos

Big, huge, ginormous, large, massive in size, SO BIG IT IS UGLY

original cellphones were gargantuos

by vincent March 17, 2004

f'd in the a

1.fucked in the ass
2.the act of getting showed up, served, or screwed out of something.

1.When is the last time you were f'd in the a?
2.I was totally f'd in the a by those dirty bastards.

by Vincent May 16, 2004

Jersey Devil

A little four foot tall winged-horse monster that inhabits the Pine Barrens of southern New Jersey. Allegedly it was born as a demon child of a Puritan mother in the 1700's, but many myths surround its origin. There have been various sightings over the past 200 years, and one group of sightings put New Jersey into a state-wide security alert. The Devil is known for its blood red eyes and chilling high pitched shreik. The little monster will attack and eat animals ranging from house cats to small deer, and it likes to spook stranded tourists by jumping on the hoods of their cars. It is also the official namesake of the Jersey Devils hockey team

Contact the New Jersey Pine Barrens homepage for Devil Hunts

by Vincent January 31, 2005

philippines

A) Asia's banana republic(alt coconut)
B) 2nd largest archipelago in the world
C) a true melting pot of Asian,Hispanic and American cultures/values/genes!!!!

A-1945-Highest GNP per capita of countries in the Orient..2003-now behind Thailand and Malaysia despite tens of billions of us aid..also huge endemic graft/corruption issue...illegal drug exports..guerillas.....Catholic bueracracy...can anybody say Colombia in SE asia!!!
B) big archipelago...largest being Indonesia over 7100 islands at last count
C) Most surnames Spanish with much of the national language..Tagalog heavily influenced by Spanish(colonized by Spain at roughly the same time and duration as Mexico!!!)..descended from Malyayo/Polynesian seafarers...most recently colonized by Americanos...(walk down any street here "Hey Joe" as in GI....leading to the exotic blending of the Pinoy/ay today

by vincent January 22, 2004