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aylss

1) any sort of ass or back end of a large hairy being
2) a word that can be said at any occasion, to mean anything at all
3) used to make the sayer happy or laugh, "aylss" can be said at any time
1: What a humongous aylss that lunchlady has, and look at the panties she uses to cover it.
2: aylss aylss aylss aylss aylss(simple as that)
3: Eat my dirty aylss you whore
by vincent April 9, 2003
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Baltimore

The largest city in Maryland which is home to:
1.) An overrated aquarium that makes you pay through the nose and stand on a five mile line to get in the door
2.)A shitty baseball team that is run by a lousy owner who fires every decent manager he's ever had
3.)An East-Side that makes post nuclear-bombed Nagasaki look like heaven on earth
4.) Overpriced Parking garages
5.) A scary anime convention held every summer in which thousand of costume wearing anime fans make it look like Dawn Of The Dead has hit baltimore
6.)Dundalk...need I say more?
7.) Highlandtown....ditto
8.)The country's highest murder rate
9.) More gang wars than Chicago or NYC combined
10.) Sisqo (God help us)
Baltimore: Harm City
by Vincent October 28, 2004
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friends

it was all-right for a show that the main characters were all dumb and laughed at each other for being stupid
by vincent March 17, 2004
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dusml

AIM Buddy 1: hahahaha thats so funny
YOU: dusml
by Vincent April 21, 2004
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f'd in the a

1.fucked in the ass
2.the act of getting showed up, served, or screwed out of something.
1.When is the last time you were f'd in the a?
2.I was totally f'd in the a by those dirty bastards.
by Vincent May 16, 2004
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philippines

A) Asia's banana republic(alt coconut)
B) 2nd largest archipelago in the world
C) a true melting pot of Asian,Hispanic and American cultures/values/genes!!!!
A-1945-Highest GNP per capita of countries in the Orient..2003-now behind Thailand and Malaysia despite tens of billions of us aid..also huge endemic graft/corruption issue...illegal drug exports..guerillas.....Catholic bueracracy...can anybody say Colombia in SE asia!!!
B) big archipelago...largest being Indonesia over 7100 islands at last count
C) Most surnames Spanish with much of the national language..Tagalog heavily influenced by Spanish(colonized by Spain at roughly the same time and duration as Mexico!!!)..descended from Malyayo/Polynesian seafarers...most recently colonized by Americanos...(walk down any street here "Hey Joe" as in GI....leading to the exotic blending of the Pinoy/ay today
by vincent January 22, 2004
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tuck fexas

A clever saying used by Oklahomans to show their envy.
I attend the University of Texas-Norman. Tuck fexas!
by Vincent December 18, 2003
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