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ass jockey

As defined by the name, someone who fucks in the anus rectum, strictly homosexual. aka jesse B.
I heard that bitch ass punk jesse B. is also an ass jockey. What a fuckstick.
by Vincent June 27, 2004
mugGet the ass jockeymug.

Battosai

A title for one who is good in any subject, and is better than most, and god-like in the offered subject.Believed to be undefeatable.
Himura Kenshin is the legendary swordsman,Battosai.
Trigun||Battosai is undefeatable in CounterStrike.
HE is the Battosai of the bowling league.
by Vincent December 8, 2004
mugGet the Battosaimug.

Baltimore

The largest city in Maryland which is home to:
1.) An overrated aquarium that makes you pay through the nose and stand on a five mile line to get in the door
2.)A shitty baseball team that is run by a lousy owner who fires every decent manager he's ever had
3.)An East-Side that makes post nuclear-bombed Nagasaki look like heaven on earth
4.) Overpriced Parking garages
5.) A scary anime convention held every summer in which thousand of costume wearing anime fans make it look like Dawn Of The Dead has hit baltimore
6.)Dundalk...need I say more?
7.) Highlandtown....ditto
8.)The country's highest murder rate
9.) More gang wars than Chicago or NYC combined
10.) Sisqo (God help us)
Baltimore: Harm City
by Vincent October 28, 2004
mugGet the Baltimoremug.

one eyed pirate

Having a girl suck your dick and then shooting it into her eye while kicking her in the shin as to make her an example of a pirate with a missing leg and one eye that says "argh".
You should have seen that bitch when I gave her a one eyed pirate last night.
by Vincent May 13, 2004
mugGet the one eyed piratemug.

tuck fexas

A clever saying used by Oklahomans to show their envy.
I attend the University of Texas-Norman. Tuck fexas!
by Vincent December 18, 2003
mugGet the tuck fexasmug.

Jersey Devil

A little four foot tall winged-horse monster that inhabits the Pine Barrens of southern New Jersey. Allegedly it was born as a demon child of a Puritan mother in the 1700's, but many myths surround its origin. There have been various sightings over the past 200 years, and one group of sightings put New Jersey into a state-wide security alert. The Devil is known for its blood red eyes and chilling high pitched shreik. The little monster will attack and eat animals ranging from house cats to small deer, and it likes to spook stranded tourists by jumping on the hoods of their cars. It is also the official namesake of the Jersey Devils hockey team
Contact the New Jersey Pine Barrens homepage for Devil Hunts
by Vincent January 31, 2005
mugGet the Jersey Devilmug.

dusml

AIM Buddy 1: hahahaha thats so funny
YOU: dusml
by Vincent April 21, 2004
mugGet the dusmlmug.

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