vincent's definitions

one eyed pirate

Having a girl suck your dick and then shooting it into her eye while kicking her in the shin as to make her an example of a pirate with a missing leg and one eye that says "argh".

You should have seen that bitch when I gave her a one eyed pirate last night.

by Vincent May 13, 2004

f'd in the a

1.fucked in the ass
2.the act of getting showed up, served, or screwed out of something.

1.When is the last time you were f'd in the a?
2.I was totally f'd in the a by those dirty bastards.

by Vincent May 16, 2004

bitch ass punk

while a "punk ass bitch" is someone who likes to take it in the ass or is a sonofabitch, a "bitch ass punk" is a poser, a douchebag, or a guy who likes to stick other guys in the ass.

Jesus Christ! Daniel is such a bitch ass punk. I hope he fucking dies and goes to hell!

by Vincent May 26, 2004

Buffalo

A derogitory term for someone of flemish (belgium) decent.

That buffalo makes good waffles

by Vincent June 3, 2004

ass jockey

As defined by the name, someone who fucks in the anus rectum, strictly homosexual. aka jesse B.

I heard that bitch ass punk jesse B. is also an ass jockey. What a fuckstick.

by Vincent June 27, 2004

purple rain

I heard that purple rain means "sperm". I never thought of it that way, but it kinda makes sense because it is known that many of Prince's songs are dirty. (e.g. "Erotic City")

I only wanted to see you bathing in the Purple Rain

by Vincent July 1, 2004

Baltimore

The largest city in Maryland which is home to:
1.) An overrated aquarium that makes you pay through the nose and stand on a five mile line to get in the door
2.)A shitty baseball team that is run by a lousy owner who fires every decent manager he's ever had
3.)An East-Side that makes post nuclear-bombed Nagasaki look like heaven on earth
4.) Overpriced Parking garages
5.) A scary anime convention held every summer in which thousand of costume wearing anime fans make it look like Dawn Of The Dead has hit baltimore
6.)Dundalk...need I say more?
7.) Highlandtown....ditto
8.)The country's highest murder rate
9.) More gang wars than Chicago or NYC combined
10.) Sisqo (God help us)

Baltimore: Harm City

by Vincent October 28, 2004