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3 definitions by vidrome

 
1.
An std you get from having sex with a slut who's name begins with the letter M.

Symptoms include:
Sores all over your body that you can probably pass off as "poison ivy"
A green dick that matches your army uniform
"Dude, you got the MAIDS."

"It's poison ivy, I swear!"
by vidrome November 15, 2009
 
2.
A girl (possibly named Gloria, though not necessarily) that snores like a man.
"My gf doesn't want to visit again"

"Why?"

"...Glorlax"
by vidrome November 15, 2009
 
3.
A gothic emo fag.
"I went to Warped Tour and saw a bunch of gotho faggots."
by vidrome January 06, 2010