49 definitions by vicki karma

SUPERLUMINAL

It relates to superluminal jets which travel 2.5 times faster than the speed of light. It can be used as a term of indearment.

If you buy something on eBay and you get it the next day, you could say in your feedback 'Superluminal postage' Top eBayer Highly recommended AAAAA+++++ :)

by vicki karma October 18, 2006

worded up

A person who listens and learns from everything they see and hear.

I go to Uni where i'm trying to get worded up and as soon as, i will work for a publishing company.

by vicki karma November 11, 2006

dunno-all

A person who thinks they know everything who really knows nothing at all. After two weeks of hanging around a dunno all, you know everything they know and that have not gathered one bit of intelligence when you catch up with them 4 years later. The stories and un-applied knowledge repeats itself.

Minion: have you seen Jo lately

Thinker: yEah, i havent seen her for years and she still has the same stories as back then. The only time she stopped talking was to listen for her echo!

Minion: Figures, I always thought she was a dunno-all!

by vicki karma October 18, 2006

internet

The World Wide Web. A dream catcher of such whereby dreams become reality or reality become dreams.

p1.I have this great idea for a business but i'm not sure where to start!

p.2 Have you got your internet up yet, the World wibe Web is the new dream catcher!

by vicki karma November 11, 2006

hahahaed

A response when someone is talking rubbish online and their computer freezes up or their internet drops out.

Also meaning you just got burnt!

Everytime i go to talk on the forum my computer freezes up and i have to reboot!

You got hahahaed! Which is understandable your conversations are offline.

by vicki karma November 11, 2006

OFFLINE

A person who has no idea about anything and has never tried to understand.

Person says:
I tried to tell him how to work the computer but he plainly refused. He thinks its too hard. He's offline.

by vicki karma November 11, 2006

OFFLINE

A question that could have been answered by the person asking it, had they've asked themselves first.

Both the question is offline and the person!

(person1)
What time is it?

(person2)
Um...What's that thing your wearing on your wrist, a watch or a ticking time bomb!!

(person1)
I forgot i was wearing it...sorry i was offline for a second then. Im back on now though.

by vicki karma November 11, 2006