vernon dutton's definitions

Neck Brace

Medical appliance worn arround the neck of dehydrated patients.

Please put a neck brace on the patient in 216 before he falls through his asshole and hanges himself!

by vernon dutton May 12, 2004

Drop the kids off at the pool.

To take a shit,bowel movement.

I was running late this morning because i had to Drop the kisd off at the pool!

by vernon dutton April 19, 2004

maternal fornicator

polite way of addressing sombody as a "motherfucker"

Which one of you Maternal Fornicators took my Bible?

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

bit the shit

died,expired--expirenced death

medical phrase: What happened to the patient in room 216?, I head he bit the shit last night.

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

cock bite

Any person you come in contact with.

What is this cock bite doing here?

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

Decadent throbing piece of protoplasm

medical term:any patient in the i.c.u. unit.

Where is that decadent throbing piece of protoplasm i was consulted to see?

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

knock their dick in the dirt

medical term: to give enough medication to render them compliant

That patient was yelling out last night so we had to knock his dick in the dirt!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004