11 definitions by verbusaccidentibus
An undefined point between civilization and wilderness in Australia, as referred to by anybody who speaks or understands strine, who may or may not be an ocker.
Anybody or anything that is said to be out beyond the black stump is definitely in a place that is:
remote,
unserviced by places that deal with regular comestibles such as beer, burgers, or loose women of any description,
hot, dry and drily hot.
Anybody or anything that is said to be out beyond the black stump is definitely in a place that is:
remote,
unserviced by places that deal with regular comestibles such as beer, burgers, or loose women of any description,
hot, dry and drily hot.
The Pom has got himself in a right pickle; he's way out past the black stump.
Only Crocodile Dundee and Abbos can find food out past the black stump.
Only Crocodile Dundee and Abbos can find food out past the black stump.
by verbusaccidentibus August 8, 2010
Something so simple a brain-dead potato with no eyes could do it blindfolded.
Problem is that some people find simple shit really tough or even impossible to understand.
To further understand it, read the examples. This is simple shit.
Problem is that some people find simple shit really tough or even impossible to understand.
To further understand it, read the examples. This is simple shit.
Tommy: nnngggfff mffff ngggggmmmm
Daddy: It's 20 below and you lick the lamp post? Come on, this is simple shit.
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Dick: I got 3rd degree burns and can't sit or shit without agony. Aaaagh!
Joe: You tried to light a fart! This is simple shit.
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Annie:My shit tastes horrid!
Suzy: God, Annie, this is such simple shit.
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Daddy: It's 20 below and you lick the lamp post? Come on, this is simple shit.
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Dick: I got 3rd degree burns and can't sit or shit without agony. Aaaagh!
Joe: You tried to light a fart! This is simple shit.
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Annie:My shit tastes horrid!
Suzy: God, Annie, this is such simple shit.
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by verbusaccidentibus August 10, 2010
What somebody might say who is responding to news that makes them gnash and foam at the mouth so much that they completely forget they did not have their dentures in, therefore causing a strange inflammation of the gums.
by verbusaccidentibus February 7, 2010
A preamble, often used, which precedes something that the speaker cannot resist the urge to say (for a variety of reasons including loose mouth).
It is also either or both of the following:
Extremely critical of the person being spoken to, Revealing the true nature of the person speaking.
It is also either or both of the following:
Extremely critical of the person being spoken to, Revealing the true nature of the person speaking.
by verbusaccidentibus February 7, 2010
The zeely zero is named for Zeeland Michigan.
Party animals in Zeeland are the odd ones out, so they usually go to Holland for a good time.
That might seem strange to somebody who doesn't know Zeeland. Any activity in Zeeland is most likely going to be low key, lights out, and face down.
Sexually, the population seems to be mostly traditional and male-superior. That means that most of the men who stay at home and indulge their fantasies usually do so doggy style.
So women in Zeeland who like their men that way are said to prefer the Zeely Zero. Zero means no face to face contact during sex. Therefore, mostly zero interaction satisfaction. They might know what it feels like feel but they might know nothing about the person who it belongs to. Zero again.
Overall, then, the zeely zero is not a good thing.
Party animals in Zeeland are the odd ones out, so they usually go to Holland for a good time.
That might seem strange to somebody who doesn't know Zeeland. Any activity in Zeeland is most likely going to be low key, lights out, and face down.
Sexually, the population seems to be mostly traditional and male-superior. That means that most of the men who stay at home and indulge their fantasies usually do so doggy style.
So women in Zeeland who like their men that way are said to prefer the Zeely Zero. Zero means no face to face contact during sex. Therefore, mostly zero interaction satisfaction. They might know what it feels like feel but they might know nothing about the person who it belongs to. Zero again.
Overall, then, the zeely zero is not a good thing.
He told her that her looks weren't important. She thought that was a good thing until she found out it meant she would always be face down on the floor during sex.
Damn, she said, I hate zeely zeroes. I'm heading to Holland for a dutch treat.
Damn, she said, I hate zeely zeroes. I'm heading to Holland for a dutch treat.
by verbusaccidentibus August 7, 2010
A skill that an urban dictionary editor engages when bombarded with attempts to define the name of an allegedly sexy and perfectly horny and delicious male or female, obviously posted by the girlfriend or boyfriend of that person.
Selective No-ness invariably results in a quick and terminal refusal to add the definition.
Selective No-ness invariably results in a quick and terminal refusal to add the definition.
by verbusaccidentibus February 7, 2010
Six is the name of the android who was the sex slave on the crew of the cartoon Tripping The Rift.
A girl who is Six is so serenatastic that she is probably is an android after all, and therefore most likely designed for one purpose in a virtual world.
And who could argue with that?
A girl who is Six is so serenatastic that she is probably is an android after all, and therefore most likely designed for one purpose in a virtual world.
And who could argue with that?
Enough of Chode. Give me Six any day. I don't care if she's virtual, I am virtually in love with her.
by verbusaccidentibus August 9, 2010