A computer geek whose brain is totally devoured by the Linux operating system. Sleeps in a server room, feeds on beer and cramps extracted from the keyboard, wears a shapeless checkered shirt and old stained jeans, never shaves or visits a hairdresser.
The best alarm clock for a linuxoid is
"at 07:00 >mplayer -playlist 123.m3u".
You wake up at 6:58 wondering why it doesn't play and run to the computer to check if there are any bugs
A way to call a TV, used by the people who believe that watching telly is turining people into 'zombies' by casting zomborays from the screen which suppress the capability of independent thinking. Zombies make up a loyal electorate that, for instance, votes for George the W and support the war in Iraq.
-- Hey mate have you seen the new video of Beyonce on MTV? She's so friggin awesome!
-- No. My life is free of zomboboх ...