2 definitions by vajona jackson-hewitt

Petrified Wood

a.k.a. erectile dysfunction. When a chub is too frightened (petrified) to cum out.

Vajona Jackson was ready for a hot night of boner-rockin' but her man's unit was too scared to go into the dark. Therefore, his petrified wood "layed" low, unable to rise and shine.

by vajona jackson-hewitt August 19, 2011

wishbone

a person, place, or thing you wish you could bone.

since tosh.0 is WAY out of my league, he's just another one of my wishbones!

by vajona jackson-hewitt September 5, 2011