6 definitions by urippities poop head

welfare mama

A woman who has babies every 2 years to stay on Welfare.

on the first, welfare mama goes to the club and gets us a new daddy.

by urippities poop head May 24, 2007

carolina pine forrest

An enema made of Pine Sol.

To get a clean rugged scent, I always go with the carolina pine forrest.

by urippities poop head June 12, 2007

Butt Lips

A butthole that is so beat up and streched out it looks like a worn out vagina.

John has some severe butt lips.

by urippities poop head May 23, 2007

vent vouyer

Someone who listens to others having sex through the heater vents.

On a lonely saturday night, bob found himself being a vent vouyer.

by urippities poop head May 24, 2007

poop dick pappy

a man that gets poo poo on his wiener while having anal sex.

John is a poop dick pappy.

by urippities poop head May 24, 2007

grappler

A turd that only rears it's ugly head. No matter how much you grunt and push the "grappler" has it's hook in and it plays peek a boo but won't come out.

He cried in dismay, "This one's a grappler"

by urippities poop head May 23, 2007