9 definitions by urbannozzler
A down ass girl willing and wanting to hold and incubate your crew's pill stash in her private parts in order to get past security undetected at a rave or club.
Yo your girl is chill as fuck! She is a pill incubator. Her incubation last night was a clutch maneuver for us. I don't know what we would have done without her skills! I think I'm in love.
by urbannozzler March 30, 2009
A sheer overwhelming amount of bonchial surface area. ---May also be used to indicate the presence of bonch or "bonch-like" particles, oils, cells, follicles, extracts, hairs or aromas.
---A perpetual visitation of the bonchal region by one's genitalia, oral orifice, or semenal discharge splatter.
--A mutated or roided up skin patch or bonch dermis; Any taint hair and/or taint folicles at which bonch hair has or had the capacity to emerge.
Pretty much any contact with a bonch, or multiple bonch-i. would allow for one to suggest that the event be deemed a "bonchapalooza"
---A perpetual visitation of the bonchal region by one's genitalia, oral orifice, or semenal discharge splatter.
--A mutated or roided up skin patch or bonch dermis; Any taint hair and/or taint folicles at which bonch hair has or had the capacity to emerge.
Pretty much any contact with a bonch, or multiple bonch-i. would allow for one to suggest that the event be deemed a "bonchapalooza"
Until last Monday, I had know idea how Jessica felt about Naomi. Let's just say Jessica was not fazed by her dedicated involvement in the Bonchapalooza!
by urbannozzler August 3, 2009
A state of mind so chemically altered, twacked, thrashed up and sleep deprived that ones self and fellow on-lookers would be led to believe that one has lost all touch with reality, yet one is completely and utterly aware, on point, and charismatic and this is brilliantly showcased through each flawless thought stream, every epic verbal diatribe, and an infinite series of highly tactical maneuvers performed with fluidity and grace.
Sam: "You have been partying for a while Jack, but you seem hella on point with no signs of slowing down!"
Jack: "Obviously. Im Sophistifaded... Wanna drive cross country?"
Sam: "Only if you are driving."
Jack: "Obviously"
Jack: "Obviously. Im Sophistifaded... Wanna drive cross country?"
Sam: "Only if you are driving."
Jack: "Obviously"
by urbannozzler June 12, 2010
When a female homosapien has a cluster of genitals that achieve an unprecedented moisture level so as to erupt a stream of discharge of such uncanny force and magnitude, that the likes of Mt Vesuvius and Niagara Falls are envious.
I am not hesitant to strongly recommend the the laying down of no less than 40 shammies if you decide to infiltrate Jessica on your couch, floor or bed. That girl is blessed with a perfect body, but FUCK it can and will get messy if her splash vage involuntarily decides to erupt! Stick with the shower.
by urbannozzler March 30, 2009
A situation in which a female has a disproportional amount of torso compared to her lower trunk. She is short-legged and walks with an awkward swagger.It is immediately obvious to the onlooker that her obtuse walking manner is due to her elongated torso or More-so.
Trinity is like mad fine but I can't get over the fact that she is a more-so. I just don't think a more-so no matter how good looking could ever get me to nut without the aid of premium grade pornographic visuals.
by urbannozzler May 20, 2009
to thrust one's manhood into the anal or oral orifice of another male. STRAIGHT UP. PERIOD.!!!!!!!!!!!!
by urbannozzler April 2, 2009
Acronym for Dumb Ass Sway Mode.
An individual that is so faded from alcohol intake that tactical movements, thoughtful acts, accurate judgements, speech clarity, diction, appropriate voice tone, manners, respect for woman and animals, balance, proper hygene, equilibrium, logic, and the ability to locate, open and apply proper contraception to one's nozzle prior to intercourse are completely foreign concepts to the individual.
An individual that is so faded from alcohol intake that tactical movements, thoughtful acts, accurate judgements, speech clarity, diction, appropriate voice tone, manners, respect for woman and animals, balance, proper hygene, equilibrium, logic, and the ability to locate, open and apply proper contraception to one's nozzle prior to intercourse are completely foreign concepts to the individual.
Dasm "I cant believe he went down on Tina. I'd personal rather do lines of your grandma's menstral cycle than be in the general vicinity of that rancid orifice! Dasm
"Yo ... he was DASM!"
Dasm "Makes sense then"
"Yo ... he was DASM!"
Dasm "Makes sense then"
by urbannozzler June 12, 2010