poofter

Also known as a "slimey one"

Davids tummy felt funny earlier in the day and he did a nice plop on the dunny... The same feeling happened in the shower and he did a pop, it smelt like rotten eggs but he was relieved that whilst looking down at his feet, there was no poofter present

by Unsinkable March 08, 2008

ragplacement

A replacement girl for times of need when your girlfriend is on her rags

Daniel: "What did you do tonight sir"
Dave: "Nothing at all, my girlfriend is on her rags again"
Daniel: "Time to call up your ragplacement"
Dave: "Good idea Sir Daniel"

by Unsinkable May 29, 2008

Kittie

A rather small and/or tight vagina, most probably owned by a woman that has not had sexual intercourse before

"I was about to have sex with this woman last night but she had a kittie and i couldnt fit... instead i just licked it"

by Unsinkable February 16, 2008

expiration wealth

Wealth accumulated when somebody close to you has expired or is about to expire.

Hey Daniel, i saw that rich old man across the road the other day and he looks like he is about to expire. Lets make friends with him so we can accumulate a bit of expiration wealth

by Unsinkable May 05, 2008

Gun

Sometimes also known as a very stiff and throbbing penis, that is about to open fire.

David: "I think she likes me."
Daniel: "How do you know."
David: "I stuck my gun up her."

by Unsinkable February 16, 2008

Gap

The place in between a girls legs that fits a tool, generally but not limited to, a penis

I was approaching the gap last night when i saw a toothbrush already in it, so i turned away

by Unsinkable February 20, 2008