To drink such a large amount of alcohol that you start to destroy chromosomes.
'Man, I've got ten cartons of beer, four bottles of tequila, seven magnums of champagne and a flagon of wine. Lets get retarded!!!!'
An overweight person
"Look at that stuffed shirt, ma nizzle!"
The Highlands of New Guinea's equivilant to a big mac.
(said in pidgeon english): "I was starving so I had a can of worms."
Something you say when an in-bred redneck asks you the time
In-bred redneck: "What's the time on that there portable counting clok you is wearing?"
You: "Stupid o'Clock."
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