uncle sam's definitions

lold

a play on words of lol and old for something thats funny but also old referring to someone posting a link to something that many people already viewed

noob: hey check this link out _____
joe: lold

by Uncle Sam December 20, 2006

leo sayer

richard simmon's twin brother

leo sayer - you make me feel like dancing

by Uncle Sam August 18, 2006

George W. Bush

The quintessential American; one who we should all strive to be

Gee, i wish i was George W. Bush. What a great American

by Uncle Sam March 10, 2005

George W. Bush

The quintessential American; A person who we should all strive to be.

Wow, look at George W. Bush. I wish i was him

by Uncle Sam May 13, 2005

laggy

the condition that some noob crys about because he connected to a server half way around the world

generic noob: omg!! wtf is up with this ghey laggy server!!!!

John Doe: stfu noob and find a server closer to u

by uncle sam August 6, 2003

teams

a common term used in online video games when one team has a numerical advantage of atleast two extra playersover the other

when "teams" is called out, players should view the number of players for each team and make them even by switching or spectating

however, if a team has only a one man advantage eg, 8v7....it is not appropriate to call out teams

teams, 11v9

why didnt nobody switch and make em even? gg teams

noob: teams!!!!1
player B: its 7 vs 6, you want us to cut a player in half?

by uncle sam May 15, 2004

scanless

slang/ghetto way of saying scandalous

damn! dat was scanless!

by uncle sam February 19, 2010