2 definitions by ummm not me

A very obese young man who resembles a donut. Addicted to greasy foods. His face makes you want to puke and he smells like roadkill. He’s the least sexy person you’ve ever met yet somehow has had 500 girlfriends and is a player.
Ugh, he’s such a Sebastian.
by ummm not me November 15, 2019
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a goofy ahhh looking girl who is friendless and everyone bullies her big ahhhh forehead like never ending i swear but she is cool ig and she is rlly stupid
by ummm not me September 9, 2023
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